You're expecting far too much of a site that you yourself pointed out has the tagline 'celebrity. fashion. gossip'. I don't recall Jezebel ever having positioned itself as intersectional. In fact, it has shown several times that it can be decidedly the opposite. Maybe you're thinking of the commenters? Because they…

You think you get it, but it doesn't seem like you do. As evidenced by the fact that you're looking for election results on Jezebel.

I don't have a problem with Upton either, Lindy. But please for the love of god don't put the poor woman in the Dirtbag headline again. It's like the siren call for the slimiest of the basement dwelling cheese-dicks.

Yes! And it takes so long to recover momentum, because clearly inanimate objects are out to kill you, and how do you even function like that?

Issac Hanson and Gunnar from Nashville are basically the same person, right?

I feel like their head would explode after the 10th "no worries, mate!"

Twitter is going to ruin RDJ for me. I can feel it.

You guys, Whoopi's great-granddaughter is called Charlie Rose. That's amazing.

You might not have a nanny, but you have a supportive partner, and that's a huge step up.
Also, if you say you're promoting health as a top priority, stop wearing your lack if sleep like a badge of honour. What you're promoting is abs and shame.

You can take YAS from my cold dead hands, Lovato. How else am I supposed to express my pleasure at something while I'm drinking?

Who the hell are the 7 people who starred this? Nirbhaya was raped with a tire iron, and you want to use this a forum to bitch about some guy taking up too much room?

When I was in the church, I loved Born of a Woman: A Bishop Rethinks the Birth of Jesus by John Shelby Spong. Also anything by Anne Lamott, but especially Grace (Eventually).

This is why I could never be famous. My honest answer would be "well I was pretty drunk, so I stuck it on the cistern and it maybe fell in a little bit. But I totally wiped it off, you can hold it if you want."

So you think they should have a company line that they all stick to?

So, two different writers have two different points of view?

You would hope thoughtful philanthropy. More likely but a castle, though.

It might just be the heat affecting me, but "Jason Unhoppy" is the best thing I've read today.

"Afraid" or... you know, not hopeful, but not really that invested either way?

Michael, I know you like to get my approval on everyone you date, so here goes- I'm not feeling you and Sarah. I don't know why, it's just weird.

You're not. I thought it was San Francisco thing that I hadn't heard of.