Yes! Poor Amy looked so uncomfortable.

I'm probably just a Debbie Downer, but I never really understood how beloved that tumblr became. It was just a grown woman making fun of little kids clothes, right?

Holy shit, that's exactly is.

That set is so distracting. It actually looks like it's from ikea. And what the hell is that weird stargate thing behind Amy?

I like your aunt and her pants on fire.

Speak for yourself. I am stridently anti-pants.

Hidden dicks, a la Disney?

That doll was the Shane of the Shortcake world.

That was my first thought, too. How many times does it have to happen before you learn?
I guess if the goal of art is to produce an honest, human reaction, mission acheived?

It is with moderate embarrassment that I admit looking further into this, but here goes. So Brandi is claiming that Eddie wants child support. But the letter she tweeted out is saying Eddie overpaid in spousal support last year, and that he wants some of it back.

Doy, there have only been two androgynous people in all of history.

If it weren't for the hat, I never in a million years would have known that was him.

Then it shouldn't be used unless you know a person's specific situation. But a lot of the time it's used as a blanket, self-help statement.

Not my point at all. I'm saying it's a stupid platitude that makes me angry. A lot of us know for a fact that our parents knew better, could be better, and still fucked up.

I would like everyone who has ever said "your parents did the best they knew how" to be forced to read this.

I didn't really give a shit about your opinion of her song, so ok thanks?

You knew exactly what her name was, and even if you didn't, it's right in the headline, the article and probably your URL bar. Feigned disinterest is boring and disingenuous.

Helen every year, obviously. I guess Lupita is too new, but her little toe is more stylish than Katy Perry.

Can we talk about the fact that Katy Perry was named most stylish woman of the year? I mean, holy shit. Surely, surely there has to be someone else who would have shown up.

How much does it cost to be a walking douche billboard, our of curiosity? Nobody has any right charging for anything that has that much branding on it.