Maybe it's because I was a tiny baby in the 80s, but I've never understood the appeal of Joan Collins. Every time she opens her mouth the worst shit flys out. It's like hair is so big because that's where she keeps her terrible.

I wanted so badly for her to be great.
I remember when she was in the young Hollywood issue of Vanity Fair a few years ago. The writer had a total hard on for "bubbly and effervescent" girls like Amanda Bynes. Alexis got a bad write up because she was quiet and private during the interview. When asked for their…

I've been off her since I read her Wikipedia and learned...facts. I wont force you to learn said facts, but they really bummed me out.

Yup, I meant Nancy's brother-in-law, rather than Julia's.

There's a good chance- but it's 100% certain that this guy is a shithead.
The only possible outcome is hurting the family further.

I don't really care about Julia Roberts one way or another, but this brother-in-law dude needs to shut the fuck up already.
If you're riding on a family member's suicide to get your 15 minutes, you're not really in a position to be educating us about a person's character.

I don't know...I mean give him any role he wants, obviously. But I would rather see him as a superhero who isn't a sulky child half of the time. Which, let's be fair, rules out a good portion of established superheroes.

So, I followed that Lucas Neff tweet to his account, and dude is a dreamboat. He's pro union, pro-choice, pro-LGBT rights. And he appears to be dating/tweeting a lot to Caitlin Stasey, who I only know from Neighbours. But she told Cathy Brennan to go fuck herself, so she's my new favourite.

So if I go to Thailand and find a cute baby in the garbage, I get to just keep it? I wonder if there's a baby hunting tour or something.

Am I the only one who loves the TV version of Daenerys? She knows what she wants, she's smart about getting it, she's not fucking around with family loyalty or hurt feelings.

I'm not feeling you on Jane Krakowski's dress. Unless by "structured" you meant "I'm just gonna put darts and seams wherever the fuck I want".

Wow, it seems odd that he doesn't have anything in production at the moment. Normally the next big things have at least 3 on the go at once. I guess he's making that cash from modelling?

I never even knew they were dating. But, I do not trust that Campbell Bower kid. If ever anyone had the look of a cad, it's this guy.

I never even knew they were dating. But, I do not trust that Campbell Bower kid. If ever anyone had the look of a cad, it's this guy.

Alright, who taught Piers the word cisphobia? I thought we agreed that he couldn't handle words that big without short circuiting.

Internet stranger, my prayer for you is that your child is a better person than Piers Morgan.

Does anybody else hate this shit? It feels like trying to make it palatable and safe. Ke$ha songs are meant to feature dirty looking Ke$ha! It's not right otherwise.

Yes. I used to work in a call centre, and I knew someone was going to be a handful if they called in and said "Hello, my name is Dr Smith".
A) Nope, that is not your name.
B) Unless you're a doctor of broadband services, that's not really relevant here.

Yeah, I get the use of hashtags when you're live tweeting the oscars or something. But #RIP doesn't seem necessary.