This made me tear up, for sure. But what is with people using hashtags in death tweets? I don't know what it is, but it bugs the hell out of me.

This made me tear up, for sure. But what is with people using hashtags in death tweets? I don't know what it is, but it bugs the hell out of me.

Oh JoJo. No, you don't trust him. You think "those hoes" have magical vaginas?

Yes! I was like "lady, did you not learn from that case a few months ago?", then realised I'd actually seen it on TV.

I like you Trey Songz, you're cute. But your whole twitter feed is instagram links, so I can't get with that.

Cindy, have you ever read any Hemingway? Good lord, that's embarrassing for everyone.

The article got it wrong. She didn't say she was in high school when she watched it. She said she was a nerd in high school, and that she loved the movie when it came out.

About 50% more people read coverage of Dunham alone on this site in one week than watched her show.

Aw, way to step on Evil Abed's joke.

To be fair to Alan, when you grill something in the UK, you put it in the oven on grill setting. BBQ is basically anything cooked outside. He should probably put an extra U in there somewhere, so that people know he's being British.

Nobody is asking the government to help control their libido, you absolute wackadoo. So maybe stop saying things like "Uncle Sugar", because that's one hell of a boner killer.

She was thinking about how to feed her son. You can't be a mother and know stuff at the same time.

My favourite gathering point of the OTT fandom is the claims of queer erasure. Oh you wanted two dudes to kiss for your gratification, and they didn't? GLAAD is on it!

Woah, what? I'd feel weird about asking someone I was in a relationship to change their grooming habits. Never ever would I consider it on a first date!

Oh you wanted pizza? I'm sorry, you should have been answering the Tegan & Sara pop quiz.

You want her to stop cherry-picking the religious quotations that suit her agenda, and wilfully ignoring the rest? That's a violation of her first amendment rights. And possibly some of the other amendments. What are you, a commie?

Shane hair? My first thought was the L Word, but she never has blonde tips, did she?

Boo to the graphic designer in charge of Orange Is the New Black (Tie). Putting them against an orange background kind of defeats the point. Let me see the spray tanned glory!

Those... are words. Or am I wrong about what "word" means as well? God, what a confusing day.

So a shitty photo is not shitty because it was based on a shitty previous photo? God, all these years I've been totally wrong about what context means.