Me too, although the internet is failing me in my quest to see the rest of it.

Agree that the photo's are horrible. But god, I want that dress that Julie Delphy is wearing. Even though I know it wouldn't look like that on me.

Have you seen his episode of punk'd? It's definitely the second thing. And my 19 year old indie 101 heart was broken when I saw that ep.

Yiiiiikes. I'm so wary of guys who can't cope with being single. If you don't like yourself enough to be alone, chances are being in a relationship won't fix that.

People here crack me up. "Listen, I like nice stories as much as the next person, but if it's not delivered in the style I prefer, you WILL hear my displeasure".

On Gawker.

That's amateur. A kid named Beast will go in as the favourite but then die horribly in the final battle. Name your kid after a plant to give them underdog status. Like my kid, pondweed.

I honestly don't know if anyone knows what it is. I think it's supposed to be something to strive for in terms of weight loss- a gap between your thighs when you stand. But from that Beyonce pic and this one, it seems totally arbitrary.

Oops, sorry you think that feet are the only part of the legs! I'm not so blind that I can't see that her knees are apart.

Yo, Sailor! We all have a thigh gap of we stand with our legs far enough apart. What's your point?

White wine is a victim of the mainstream media. All of my favourite TV wine drinkers (Olivia Pope, Alicia Florrick, all of Cougar Town) drink only red. What about the little girls who dream of growing up and drinking chardonnay? Who can they look up to? We are underrepresented, we are legion, we are white wine…

If science wants to come between me and my Pino Grigio, I'm becoming a Republican and banning all of the science.

Every tweetbeat I'm more embarrassed by how much I loved Zach Braff when I was 18.

A much worse crime - when he meets Claudia Schiffer, and she says "oh you're Sam's dad!" and he replies "step-dad, actually". RIGHT AFTER SAM CALLS HIM DAD FOR THE FIRST TIME!

I don't really give a shit about this movie one way or another - but I am certainly here for the angry comments. This is going to be better than the time Lindy insulted Titanic, and people just up and lost their minds.

I'd like an apology for the trauma caused by making Ian Mckellan the screen shot. I nearly crapped my heart out.

And this is my annual reminder that Julianne Nicholson is a separate person to Julianne Moore.

Did anyone else misunderstand "Justin Bieber's House for Unconscious Women" at first pass? I thought it was a "Ms Poppentopp's School for Exceptionally Naughty Children" situation.

Whiter as in on a scale, or whiter as in whiter than me? Because if you want to have a white-off, I will take you.

As a white person, I'd appreciate it if you stopped whatever you're trying to do here. White people don't need to be defended against the tide of GIFs. If you're going to be petty and ignorant, speak for yourself, not white people.