What a load of shit. People will pay a higher price for items when a portion goes to charity. They (because the whole klan does this) will end up with more in their pockets than if they labeled it a personal auction.

It feels like crawling into a sleeping bag next to a cozy fireplace and having a 3 day long existential crisis about the sacrifices we make for our passions, about obsolescence, about perseverance and responsibility and the consequences of shirking said responsibility.

Oh you don't feel like you've committed a crime? Just as well you were arrested in the United States of Fee-fee. You're free to go, you little rapscallion.

You're definitely not the only one.

Thomas has to be a top, right? And all of those Lords he beds secretly love bottoming for a butler.

Seriously. It's tainted my love of Firefly. And that just makes me mad.

Making fun of Jez commenters for saying the exact opposite of what the Jez commenter you replied to just said. Your reaching game is strong.

Uuuuuugh, so much for trying to ignore real life Adam Baldwin. What a total diddle.

Yes! Amazing. Also the transfabulous videos they did with Johnny Makeup.

Team Courtney! I've loved her ever since she made the semi-finals of Australian Idol 10 years ago. I'm so excited to see how she goes.

Suck it, family, you can keep your Christmas presents. Burt just gave me the greatest gift of all. (p.s just kidding family, presents plz).

Oh whoops, that made ugly laugh. You know for sure that it's true.

"Oh shit, this posh lady is going to leave her husband for me. Why does this keep happening?"

I figured it out, very exciting! If anyone else is having trouble, try http: // new.livestream.com/christmascatstv/christmascatstv without the gaps.

Is it finished for the day? That's a cruel tease, Madeleine.

Well I guess I just showed my uncultured ass. Justice for Annie!

It always shits me that Miss Hanigan gets a happy ending. Years of child abuse, just wiped away. Oh, you didn't let your psychotic brother, who you invited, actually murder a child? Well, let me get you sainthood ready.

Not only the that, but her wedding dress was a recycle of a 2008 Baftas outfit.

Googling Candy Magazine leads me to "Philippines number 1 magazine for teen girls". I admit, I giggled imagining young Filipinas getting the opposite result.

Oh for gods sake. If you're thinking of an 8 year old when you see a grown woman's labia, bald or not, that's your issue.