I was going to object to you stealing my boyfriend, but then I realised I've still got Tinchy Stryder and Rizzle Kicks. British rappers are so adorable. I'm sure that's not what they're going for, but I just want to pinch all of their cheeks.

Also, Tami Taylor y'all.

The One Where Joey Accidentally Ate The Sacrificial Kitten.

I wish you luck, but we antipodeans are no thanksgiving rubes. We're working with 10 Friends thanksgiving episodes, we come prepared.

Between Daniel, Santino, Nick and Andrae? Forget it, nothing will ever beat season 2 for me. I'm still pissed that Chloe won, but my boy Daniel got his in the all star season.

Well I guess that proves that she doesn't lip-sync on stage, because she is terrible at it.

Well to be fair, to an outsider it looks like some white people not only treat Australia Day as a celebration of being shitty to minorities, but also a chance to stage a reenactment.

What? If I called someone's dad a rad firefighter, would you think I was saying your non-firefighting dad can't be rad?

But she didn't stick it to the man. She stuck it to people 6 rungs below the man who had done nothing to raise her ire other than turn up to work. Being mad at the system doesn't mean you get to stop being a good citizen.

Jesus, there's no winning. Work at McDonalds and complain that you can't live off the wages? Work harder, find a better job. Find a government job with a living wage and benifits? Go back to flipping burgers, you scum!

I think her intentions were more important than the outcome. She went in with the notion of making life difficult for people, and I think that constitutes treating them like shit.

So? I vehemently disagree with some politicians and the decisions they make that affect me. I'm not about to bowl into their office when they're not around and make their staff's job harder, just because they make money from working for an asshole.

Hey lady, if you have to treat low level government employees like shit to get your point across, you need to reassess your point. Who do think you were inconveniencing? Not the government, just actual human beings.

$695 on a hat that a dude with a monster energy drink tattoo would wear.

Well, nobody said that. But while OP is correct on most people of faith being logical and reasonable, the fact is that some Christians are biblical literalists, and as a non-believer I find that mind-boggling.

In the words of Howie himself in the All I Have To Give Conversation Mix- "Yo man. Why you gotta diss me like that for?"

Seriously. I don't understand how Dior doesn't notice that these dresses are all objectively ugly. The rest of us plebs can tell.
Do they have a naked king situation where everyone's afraid to say what's up? Or did Jennifer sleep with someone's boyfriend? I'm so confused!

I am having so much fun dismissing an angry racist's comments on a Renisha McBride article. He seems flummoxed as to why his comment keeps vanishing. He even set up a new account to see if that was the problem.

I don't know any 37 year olds who act like that.

Oh I'm sure she's plenty sanctimonious. But Katie Hopkins is such a terrible person, she makes everyone else look totally reasonable.