I'm no great fan of Peaches, and I have no skin in the attatchment game, but after watching video of the debate I was firmly team Geldof. She basically said "attatchment parenting works for our family because X" and Katie countered with "all attatchment parents are crap parents".

Qualified is such an arbitrary thing in this instance. There is no metric scale for comedy writing. Most of these dudes would have been hired with little experience, just because they jibed with whoever was hiring. If you're the person hiring, and you're only feeling the potential of white males, maybe you're the…

I am so happy about rainbow looms being a thing, and that little boys are into them too. It bums me out how little interest my nephews show in anything that doesn't plug into the wall.

Candice Bergen's response to Dan Quayle always bummed me out a little bit. I guess it was mature and measured, but I would have preferred something along the lines of "sit on my Emmy, Quale. I've got plenty to spare."

Boy, Emily D's twitter is heavy on the vegan cheese & breastfeeding and light on the fun.

Andre, you really embarrassed me tonight at Red Lobster.

These guys are so much fun, but if I never hear that stock music doo doo doo guitar song again, it'll be too soon.

Maybe, Joan. Or maybe Jennifer grew up and realised being a toxic bitch is a weird way to make a living.

Anybody who wants a Friday treat should check out Cameron D's twitter bio.

Is being a surrogate explainer a thing? Because you'd be rad at it.

3 black people plus all of the Aborigines, I assume you mean?

Holy shit. What is it about the Irish thing? It's like some sort of white person rule - put more than 5 of us in a room and we have to start talking about all the different kinds of white we are, and the specific genetic makeup.

Oh absolutely, I get that it's complex and I don't for a second think that tribal membership is the last word in NA identity.

I would really like to see a new rule instituted for people claiming NA ancestry to cover their asses. Something along the lines of "tribe membership or STFU".

Hush. It's not her fault that every single other female on the planet is terrible, and that she's the only one worth shit.

150 for 10 hours a day

You know there's a diference between "facts" and "shit you just made up", right?

Why did we ever listen to someone who would date Derek Whitby, but turn down Vin Diesel?

Tyra, that is a lazy-ass costume and you know it. Get Heidi to give you some pointers.

Oh lord, with the puppies and all. It's a shame that The Crazy Ones is unwatchable.