Haha, sure thing, Vin. Nobody knew about facebook before you got into it. Also, you just compared yourself to Marlon Brando, so... maybe look at your life, look at your choices a bit.

I read in an interview that people only come up to him on the streets to make sure other people aren't being mean, so that's nice.

Did you specifically pick fassbender because of his history, or are you just some sort of gif savant?

Nobody is saying anything about his talent, or even necessarily the veracity of the claims. They're saying, why wait until now to go after what is, essentially, his kids money?

I was looking forward to this event so much, and it was a total let down. Hardly anyone tried, and of those hardly any of them pulled it off. Not *nearly* enough McQueen!

Agreed, she was flawless. The look was perfectly put together. And YES to Buzzcocks. She is so much fun every time.

It's not that I disagree with everyone in regards to this, it's just that I wonder if a comment pile on is the right way to go. The point of Jezebel is not to be some feminist oasis of righteousness. The point is Nick Denton's bottom line, and Amanda Bynes gets page views. Doug and the rest of the writers don't get…

You made the right choice.

Is it normal for pizza to come unsliced like that?

Most vegetarian kids like tofu and quinoa just fine, because its all they've known. Which is why it's a great idea to introduce these habits and tastes to the kids now.

I am not currently a vegetarian, but I don't understand otherwise reasonable people getting upset about this. There is nothing wrong with a meatless meal. Kids will not go hungry. They will not miss out on nutrients. According the the article, the head cook is a parent and a vegetarian, so the meals will be well…

Are they saying in to them on the date? We're all guilty of dissecting a date afterwards with friends, but this is different.

Oh, wow. How do so many blind dates end up in crazy town? Is it that normal people can't function on dates? Or is it that dating sites bring our certain types?

Seriously? That's incredible. That would be the best scavenger hunt solve yet.

She was a Santos staffer.

Yes! It's the weirdest thing. I thought maybe I was just thumbsy.

I didn't see what you were talking about for a moment, and thought you were suggesting that the dog has a dye job.

Well, that is just the best name for a dog. Tami Taylor is a cat's name, clearly.

Whoops - I don't remember being a JLH super fan, but I still know every lyric of that song so I guess I must have blocked it out. It's pretty hilarious now - she somehow got the impression that she could pull off being edgy. Arm bands and hand gestures ahoy!

Oh good, I wasn't just imagining it. No shade on Ellen, though. I'm sure I'd seem totally uncool in that situation.