I kind of want to break his pointing finger.

Bless Ellen's heart, she's trying to be a good sport. But she's physically unable to just sit there and take it.

Oh man, me too. Hermione and Leslie Mann going at it.

RIP side scroll, I will not miss you a bit.

"Isn't there a real crime you could be solving?"

My issue with the Trevor Project specifically was them giving an award to Katy Perry because "Firework is a gay anthem". They seem to be veering into GLAAD territory.

Can I ask the LGBT jezzies - what do you think of GLAAD and to a lesser extent HRC and the Trevor Project? The advocacy and support services the provide seem super important, but the celebrity pandering seems to be getting out of hand. All a famous person has to do is take their stylist as a date to a party, and…

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Jesus Moonhopping Christ, celebrities who act as if being on public transport is cute and fun make me want to die. Actual people use it every day! Millions of them. And it fucking sucks!

The limo driver is making him what now?

She stumped for McCain, so I'm convinced she's just really bad at making good choices. Mean Girls was a fluke.

Oh man, that is adorable. I'm re-watching Veronica Mars at the moment, so I like to imagine they pal around like Veronica and Wallace.

I am quite attracted to him, but that made me laugh hard.

You're sort of right. It was during the "I've seen your boobs" song, but they used reaction clips from different shows - which is why she's wearing a different dress than her oscars one.

I think it's because she voted for Romney, but I kind of want her to fail, too. I was confused as to how it'd raised so much until you pointed that out. Also, how hilarious is the other $10,000 reward? You get a *video* of her at you wedding? For 10k, I want at least Claire Danes.

I hate buying from drugstores unless it's a nail emergency (which is a thing, sure). The markup is insane compared to what you pay online.

I'm no Gwenyth stan, but Joan Rivers can suck it. She makes a living making horrible personal attacks on women, she can take a couple. Also, was that even that bad? She's clearly not trying this hide her surgery, and she makes a lot of jokes about it herself.

How is this Christian bashing?

Expressing bewilderment at the idea of an all-powerful sky father isn't bigotry.

I don't know, only 14 out of the 16 comments were about the mistake. I'm gonna need a better ratio before it really sinks in.