Who knew Hufflepuffs could even read?! Like, books, that is, not auras and stuff.

That is the cutest story.

Oh! Then apologies to Jason Dohring. I still kind if find him punchable, though.

There is something about Jason Dohring that just makes me want to punch him. I don't know if it's because he's a Scientologist, or because I hate it when people call their spouses "my husband" or "my wife" without using their name. Maybe it's just his face?

Wait, what? Did you read the article or just the headline?

Holy shit. In slightly less depressing news, it looks like that @jimmyontheradio jackass from the second lot lost his radio show.

Oh my god, your screenname. I'm dead. CJ forever.

Word is it'll be Jeanine, leader of the Erudite.

Oh, me! I had such a conflicted reading experience - I hated the writing at times, but I could not put them down. My favourite 3rd book theory is that it'll be called Detergent.

I honestly don't get where the idea came from that Jezebel was a magical fantasy land where everyone has to feel welcomed, and nobody got offended.

It's a language quirk that maybe doesn't translate as well to writing. It's like if somebody says "god, I hate reality TV" and you replying "aren't you the dude who just finished a honey boo boo marathon?". You're not actually asking. You're telling.

She's not questioning it, you're misreading her writing style.

I had to google sugar gliders, and oh my god, I'm dead. They are too cute! Where do you keep them? Do they just chill out around the house? Do they actually glide?

If you go to the video source, it's his facebook page. I guess it was the only way to acknowledge the source?

No, it's fine. She loves the gays! She would never go to a straight hairdresser, and she could simply NOT pick out an outfit without her best gay. Plus you're forgetting that she totally made out with that woman that one time.

Now that you mention it, there's no question.

As much as I love Joss, I'm not all that excited about this. The black and white looks dull, and a lot of the actors don't seem like they can make Shakespeare work on screen.

Is glittery fart supposed to be a bad thing? Because it kind of makes me want to watch the movie again.

I'd be embarrassed as hell if I was Jennifer. Chelsea's not helping, she's just making Jennifer look bitter-by-proxy.

That is pretty cheap. I'd be curious to try it. Not curious enough to buy an entire case, though.