Agreed on all points. It drives me nuts. If I woke up one day and realised I had no female friends, I'd be doing some self-examination to figure out what's up with me - not every other female on earth.

That must be one insular 36 year old - they were alive for 80s Bowie.

I clicked on a couple of old booger stories, and you can see all the comments that used to be greyed out. It's a pretty good indicator of what the jezebel comment section will look like in a few months.

Oh, me too. I don't know if I want kids, so I feel like finding a baby would be the worlds way of making up my mind for me.

I had to click on the link before I realised Joe Mantegna is not the one writing the fitness book, and now I'm a little sad.

"Did you see Obama shaking all of those hands? It's like he wants the flu to spread to prop up Obamacare"

Oh wow, that's incredibly stupid. It's pretty funny, though. I can imagine Michelle sitting at home tutting about "typical black liberals, golfing as usual".

Wait, golfs a liberal thing? Or is that a reference I'm missing?

Probably not. She's in an expensive hotel in Hawaii, probably with a great view. Why waste it?

Oh man, I love this show. Jonah is my favourite character to hate.

I went to the blind baby rhino's crowdrise page, and it says that his best friend is a yellow lab. Who's it gonna be, Baby Nicky? Make your choice. That's some grade school bullshit.

I always assumed people just *knew* that you don't let Kathy Griffin put needles in your body, but maybe it needs to be written down somewhere?

She let Kathy Griffin pierce her ear on Kathy's show.

Oh wow, Jessie J is looking good! I had no idea she had all of that going on.

Genuine question, because I can't seem to find a definite answer on the internet. I always thought Stella McCartney products were strictly vegan, or am I wrong? Is it only leather and fur that are banned?

I get a little schadenfreude when Americans complain about Downton Abbey spoilers. I'm not from the UK or US, and my options are either stay off the Internet forever, or deal with spoilers. And they the headline is not really a spoiler - it's been a new item for months that Dan Stevens wasn't returning.

What a weird announcement. Hilaria teaches yoga for a living, right? "My wife is pregnant. She just went to work".

The nominations are also voted for by the academy members. So Bigelow was not nominated because the other directors didn't choose the short list her.

It's definitely used as an affectionate term in the UK too.

Who was in charge of her costuming? The white bra made it look like her boobs were half filled bean bags, just flying around willy nilly.