I have just okay teeth. I'm not American, and my family was too poor for me to get braces when I was young, and now the damage is done. So I'm gradually spending thousands of dollars on reversing damage.

I don't see it as defining herself as a wife- I see it as a shout-out to her membership in a new family, and I don't think that's a problem.

Wait, they make those? That seems like its just asking for a yeast infection.

Oooooh my god, I think the WB is better. I can't think of any fake punk/alternative girls on TV who looked like the real deal. It's just a difficult costume to pull off.

I wonder if she calls him her gay assistant so she doesn't have to learn his name. "Well, there's gay assistant, black assistant, assistant with the wonky eye..."

"Hey, do you guys ever wish you were prettier so you could wear uglier clothes?"

Dodai just wrote a whole article about it for you.

Really? The only person? I don't know what internet you've been using, because there seems to be no shortage of loud and proud Beyonce haters.

Does anybody else put non-gendered things into gender categories? As long as I can remember numbers, colours, days of the week, months and letters have either been boys or girls. One of my first memories is telling my mum that I was born in February because that's a girl, and my brother was born in December because…

That is the most LA story I've heard in a while. It's pretty great.

I started going gray at 12, and always wondered what age I would just let it go. 45 sounds about right, actually.

That's what I was thinking while looking at them. With a bit more lining, obviously.

She did, right in the first sentence. Unless it was edited afterwards.

I saw them a couple of months ago, and they are amazing, right? We were in a smallish venue with poor air con, and they were just non-stop. Dancing until they were soaking in sweat, making (bad) jokes about baby making, handing out roses. I expected them to be sitting on stools the whole time.

Oh man, that Steve Harvey clip killed me dead. So lovely.

I really feel like I should hate it, but I don't at all.

I am sure that's a lovely table, but thanks to that filter it looks like mashed potato.

I heard a radio interview with Dominic Monaghan a while ago and it totally turned me off him. I don't know if its because it was a morning show, but he seemed like he would be zero fun and take himself super seriously.

Aw. Blonde dude in the red shirt looks like an alternate version Aaron Carter, where life went a lot better.

I kind if love the silver pair, but I wonder if they'd look as good on pale skin. They'd be wicked for roller derby.