More like a nonja.

For real, though. Fez simply couldn’t exist now because by the end he was a no-shit sexual predator.

C:\> leavesexcult.exe

A guy can do two things.

Seriously, am I the only person who realizes that if the founders thought like this we’d still be having tea and crumpets every afternoon?

This happened to me with Entertainment Weekly. I got signed up at a store counter or something by a pushy salesperson and used, like, a gift card or something. They weren’t taking my money, but they sure kept sending the thing.

You know? I have the exact same problem with the Vagina Monologues.

Season pass, my friend. Season pass.

You think you can just walk in off the street and get a mouth-fucking job like that? Where’s your resume? Where’s your portfolio?! Get outta here, hippy.

Because of the American need to never let the French live down any of their military losses no matter how obscure?

Well let me put it this way, if I had to have that label on a tap handle in order to serve that beer at my bar...I wouldn’t be serving the beer at my bar. Granted I’ve been accused of being over-cautious, but still.

Yeah. Politics. When it’s bad it’s the opposition’s fault, when it’s good you’re welcome.

Seriously. I failed to do all of that before putting on pants this morning. What a shrub.

Coffee is garbage, addicts. Get over it.

I’m pretty sure these clown think that it’ll be 1988 next year.

I’m going to go ahead and pretend that’s an acronym for Trump Assaults Paul’s PatootS. Cool?

Pfft. More like the Hells.

Depends on the art and depends on the artist. I go through this with Ender’s Game every time I see it on my shelf. When I was growing up, Orson Scott Card’s Ender’s Game was tremendously important to me. It made me feel just a little more understood. Card doesn’t share my politics even a little bit though, and he’s…

That can often be how it goes. People heard about him and decided to check him out. A good number of them probably won’t be back. That doesn’t necessarily mean that what he said will turn out being good or bad for business in the long term.

Who would you trust more in the fucking asshole game than the name: Trump?