Look, man. A lot of people are going to come after you for that Dane Cook thing, but I’m here to tell you to stay strong you beautiful star and shine on. Also ‘You Suck at Photoshop’ was actually pretty funny, so I sort of see where you’re coming from there.

This this this, a million times this. I like my congressional representative just fine. That doesn’t mean I shouldn’t hold them accountable for the behavior of Congress. It’s the only vote I have to affect Congress!!

Yeah, I’m not actually angry about any of these things. I really like visiting Canada, too. And even like the people as well. My yearly fall pilgrimage to the theater festival in Stratford, Ontario being my proof.

So is Canada.

We’re not your friend, pal!

And what’s the deal with AeroBars? I paid for chocolate, Canada, not the absence of chocolate! Also Barenaked Ladies? Nice try, but They Might Be Giants have it locked down, thanks.

Hey, whoa, Armus the Skin of Evil didn’t grab anyone’s pussy.

How low can this election get? Now Totino’s is getting dragged into it?

Yeah, the “Bill is worse” argument would play a lot better if he hadn’t been publically humiliated, rebuked by Congress and then impeached over two decades ago. And then still left office with a higher approval rating than when he entered it!

Sure you can go to medical school. If you want to give up your dream of becoming a bikini streamer!

Haha yup. This exact thing happened to me with Burnout. Revenge was awesome. I loved it. I played it every day. Then Paradise came out and I did some quick math to figure out how much time I was spending driving back to the beginning of race events. Like some actual car driver! And then I gave up.

Putting exceptionalism?

Apple has now blocked the word “teen”

You’re gonna watch Murder, She Wrote but NOT Magnum, P.I.? What’ll you do when the crossover happens??!!??

We have a Green Party member on our City Council. He’s generally well regarded and popular.

As near as I can tell there are two kinds of Libertarians. The ones who have serious reservations about an expanding government that continually grants itself more powers and tax revenue on the basis of a poorly defined moral superiority, who believe that what the government does should be constrained by some kind of…

I agree. Using a notable, novel touchstone for addressing these issues can be a tremendous benefit for those of us who struggle to understand the full scope of the Black experience in America.

Market research disagrees.

That was considered the coldest substance available to Fahrenheit at the time.

Holy crapola! There’s an Old Fashioned mix!?! What for? How much time could that possibly save?