No, but you *would* expect him to believe that no movie is dogshit enough that it shouldn’t be released

Friends were in this situation. She wanted to get married to prove she was happy to other people. Now, wedding’s over, they’re still paying off the debts, and cheat on each other; don’t seem to get much benefit out of the relationship. Still married, though. I had to quit job just to get away from it (one was…

Where is the press conference discussing the $21 million in payouts for police misconduct that the Minneapolis department has been costing the taxpayers of that city for the last decade? Maybe someone should work on informing the public of that, and they can decide whether 47 arrests for $10 marijuana deals - or…

I think, judging from many of the tweets, a lot of the press corps believe the WHCD actually says something meaningful about the industry, and that Wolf crossed some sort of line and demeaned or set back the profession. Which is, of course, utterly preposterous.

“Roses are red, Oh-bah-mah’s a wuss,

Who’s that, Woodrow Tim Taylor’s neighbor?

“Oh, sick burn!” ~ Woodruff Randolf, President, International Typographical Union

Jimmy Kimmel’s worst offense here is that he double spaces after a period.

Because when you grow up with it being normal in your culture... and remember rap went mainstream in the 90's, and mainstream stuff is American culture, superseding any racial category. So to the back half of Millennials the term is better known as a lyric and a casual term BECAUSE OF the reclamation of it by those…

Turn my damn Ford sideways? OKAY!

Don Jr.: Knock, Knock

I legally entered the US in 1994, and was on a legal employment based route to citizenship when my employer decided to fuck me over (and had also dealt with ‘the blackhole’ of the INS where my paperwork was lost for 11 months while I was forbidden from leaving the US but also not allowed to work). I said fuck it in…

I can just picture Trump in the Oval office, plopped down on the floor among all his scattered effects for arts ‘n crafts time to make these awards. He’s going to make such good macaroni picture awards for the fake news media, they’ll just love him for it.

It’s been fixed:

I heard the proper command for that is TicTacToe.exe.

Forget it, he’s rolling.

Germans?

Did we run away when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? We most certainly did not. Good thing our military doesn’t run away when their feelings are hurt. Nice example you communist. (Is “communist” still an insult in today’s administration?)

“Love They Neighbor,” and “Help the poor,” were two central tenants to Jesus philosophy and are a part of the core teachings. Both were discussed at length in the Bible. Abortion was discussed very little, and not consistently negatively or even explicitly. But somehow they claim to know how to prioritize better than…

You know the thing about kids, though? Sometimes they’re wrong. And old men sometimes know what they’re talking about, what with all the experience and stuff. Not to tread on your meme wisdom — you are an AV Club commentator, of course, with all of the obvious respect that commands — but Mel Brooks is something of a…