Only 364 more days til next years hockey tryouts

SMH, more proof that these hockey players are soft compared to basketball players...

Lundqvist's throat has now made more saves this year than Jonathan Bernier.

king henries and their neck injuries. smdh

It's worth noting that after writhing around on the ice for 10 minutes, Hank stayed in the game, picked up the win, then started the next game and won. I'm still not sure he's actually human, or if he's a god sent to this earth to stop pucks.

Maybe that one "Not Sure" guy rents.

Oh, Kaner's on the bench, have you seen him yet
But their coach looks so spaced out,
B-b-b-Byfuglien and the Jets

Oh dress codes are weird and they're wonderful
Oh Byfuglien he's really mean
He's got electric moves
A wet track suit
You know this locker room's an ugly sceeeeeene, ohhh
B-b-b-Byfuglien and the Jets

Gordie Howl

Dogs make great hockey players despite having no concept of time. Just like Eric Lindros.

Let that be a lesson to you kids: if you want to be disoriented, woozy, suffer blackouts and have trouble standing on your feet, just get a concussion like a responsible adult.

If there's one thing that helped me more than anything with my substance abuse problems it was losing my job. Good job NFL.

Rugby at Rio 2016?

"That'll show him."

And yet J.R. Smith can't find anything fun to do in Cleveland.

If only he'd sipped and dissected some Pumpkin Peach Ale instead of shotgunning golden suds brewed the hard way.

Under the League's understanding of what constitutes alcohol and marijuana abuse, I've been a raging junky unfit for work since I was seventeen years old.

It's cool to both hate the NFL for its ridiculous rules and believe that Josh Gordon is unforgivably stupid, right?

Attorney: Mr. Benson, your children Renee, Rita and Ryan have filed a lawsuit challenging the change in your will to leave the majority of your finances and holdings to your wife Gayle.

Furthermore, upon information and belief, when Tom Benson was recent asked who the current president of the United States was, he replied that Ronald Reagan was the president.