Stick to sprouts!

With the first pick of the 2016 NBA Draft, the New York Knicks select...

Unfortunately, due to Kinja’s quote inset formatting, we can’t see that the Gilbert Police statement was written entirely in Comic Sans.

There’s something unfathomably wrong with a system in which, out of 162 games (163 counting the ASG), the single most impactful contest of the regular season on determining who will win the World Series is some bullshit All-Star Game.

In five games during the regular season...? Because they sure didn’t do that in the playoffs.

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Don’t forget bocci practice!!

This list is bad and wrong. The correct and only answer should be:

I really enjoy how Canadiens fans are still locked in a blood feud with Chris Kreider and wholeheartedly believe he’s the sole reason for them not winning the cup last season, despite him not having any control over the Eller slash that actually sent him to the ice and into Price, but still vociferously support…

TSN.ca now and forever. The commentary is usually pretty airtight and their analysis hits all the points you could want. And Curling gets a higher slot on their navigation bar than out of season NCAA, which is just the fucking best.

If she’s interested in having things dropped, Edelman would be perfect for her.

They still don’t go on to win, because they’re the ‘bres, but fuck this play.

Ummm...

"Cole Aldrich!!"

Being tremendously hungover and watching the action via rotating, eye-in-the-sky zipline cam also doesn't help the viewing experience.

#OTPHJasFuck

The Kayak: Under appreciated / over utilized in my league. Everybody knows we're just fucking around though. It's the people who are certain they've still got a shot at making the show that are more onerous than those goofing around.

This kid needs to take a peek at the sizing guide for pants. Looks like he swung by a yardsale on the way to the rink. His street clothes are about 2 sizes too large, and his breezers are probably 2 sizes too small. Get it together, Biebs!