Looks like his mom needs to tie the ankles a little tighter next game, there's a ton of bend in those suckers. He couldn't wheel a fuckin' tire down a hill.
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Celebratory lap dances are on Slugger!!
Obviously it's made with... baby batter.
"You know I had to do it one time lol #LongFloater"
Nah, Peavy is a pretty well-known headcase. He screams at himself on the mound all the time.
This playing arrangement is entirely unacceptable for our female athletes, and we've all seen Hope Solo's gash to prove it!
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"Something inside me is craving those nutshots."
The Nationals clinched in Atlanta last week as well. I assume this must be some sort of record / strange schedule alignment, for the number of teams in one season to come into your home park, clinch, then soak your visitors locker room. Queue the Braves-hat wearing Forever Alone.
Columbus would have had a much simpler time signing Johansen had he stayed with his previous agent, Kurt Overeasy.
Virginia ham is a thing, so I rescind my previous statement of everything from Virginia being the worst. But yes, as an emissary from the great white north of Upstate New York, fuck NoVa right in its express lane.
It's all part of life's rich tapestry. Tony at The Goose in Bethlehem would give you the side-eye if you called your hoagie a sub. You betrayed yourself as a person not to be trusted if you didn't know the proper vernacular, as you were obviously a New Yorker / New Jersian. I will concede that PA is on to something…
This could also be a function of being in Adams Morgan, the knife-aeration capital of the midatlantic.
It's because people in Virginia have both horrible taste and nothing of any significant value to claim as their own. I live in NoVa currently, and can say with basically zero hyperbole, that almost everything here is the absolute worst. Anything that isn't horrible doesn't originate from within the VA borders.
PA college alum from out-of-state here as well. The only thing worse than their penchant for overstating the quality of their beers is their cult-like devotion to Herr's / Utz chips. I mean, yeah, they're decent chips, and usually pretty cheap too, but you are certifiably insane if you think any of their offerings are…
Doing the Lord's work here, Will.
I haven't really thought about it until the OP brought it up, but damn, my vitriol for LeBron and "The Decision" looks really misplaced now. Dude was young and had a million voices in his ear, decided to make a misguided event out of his free agency, and thus became the worst person in sports (sans Arod, who also gets…
The blocking WR must have transferred in from Harden Valley, a program not known for defensive acumen.