The Christmas Carol is a ghost story, bro.

ATTN: "Timber" is the best song of any year ever and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Get in line. The Browns owe everyone an apology.

Manziel may not have been in sync with Gordon, but he clearly made an effort by being high all day.

Next year he'll be Johnny Canadian Football

Johnny College Football

Finding his opinions and behavior simplistic and moronic is not the same as suggesting that he should be silenced and have his constitutional rights taken away, you twit.

Washington fans are currently trying to re-troll Fisher by bringing up losing seasons.

Washington fans don't understand anything.

10/10.

That really is some high-level trolling

That's good trolling.

What's Williams to do in that situation given that he didn't know McCoy would run out of the pocket right past him?

"I can't comment on it because I haven't seen it and don't really know what's in it," Tallon told the Herald. "But if they're upset, rightfully so."

Poor Sabres. There's absolutely nothing to make fun of Florida for. Nothing.

So what you're saying is...

So what you're saying is...

Excellent point. You are doing god's work, my friend. Chants, signs, and trash talk at sporting events need to be aggressively policed for accuracy, completeness, and fairness. I look forward to your in-depth investigation into the use of foam #1 fingers by fans of teams that are not, in fact, the top ranked or…

Oh man! That IS funny! Razor sharp wit like that is why you ol' Cameron Crazies are everyone's favorite.

But you know what, I'll take people slinging mud and calling attention to a rival university's horrible sexual assault problem, because then those very people will have the same shit thrown at them if the problem is just as bad. Plus it's likely that at least some of the people (especially the guy with the "Hold UVA…

We chanted this at Shelden Williams constantly when we played Duke my senior year. Also, I think every student had a sign to this effect:

We're halfway there to finally breaking down Winston's decision making process. Now we just need to find his little devil.