In Chicago's defense, Jay Cutler has been handling the punting duties with his arm this season.

760 dribbles, 158 touches, 36 shots.

Again, Welker was out performed by someone younger.

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

Wow, that girl is unbelievable!

Not that kid from My Girl. He fucking hates the hornets.

This is art.

GOD WHEN IS FUCKING NOT A SIN

Are we really sure he was saying feminism was make believe? I got the feeling he was saying that superheroes/movies are make believe. I think it is highly possible it isn't clear what he was referencing there.

multiple people allegedly walked in on bride and groom Jessa Duggar and Ben Seewald fucking immediately after the ceremony.

"I am not sure why they would not wait for the evening to pray and then consummate God's marriage"

Cancer sucks for everyone, but it really sucks for kids and that fucking makes you feel things you wouldn't feel for any other regular fucking adult.

I didn't look who the author was before I read it and just assumed it was a Burneko article. Good job out-cursing a Foodspin article.

Richest country in the history of the world, and people have to have a bake sale to raise funds when they get sick. What the fuck.

I have learned a lot being a young dad myself and having a 3 year old daughter go through neuroblastoma. Childhood cancer doesn't get nearly the public spotlight that breast cancer does. The government funds the least amount to childhood cancer research. I just want people to realize that children and their families…

I would have loved to see this moment live. You know....the one the NFL has been tweeting about for a week. Instead I saw a truck, beer and dorito commercial. Fuck you CBS and the NFL Network!!!!!

If being bald and unable to put on muscle meant you had cancer, the Hasselbeck brothers would've died 15 years ago.

Later, the boy got to live out every Bruins fan's dream when he beat Ulf Samuelsson into a coma.