The Cavaliers are off to sluggish start

The Cavs are currently on pace to finish 21-61, which would put them in danger of losing home-court advantage in the first round of the East playoffs.

Whatever. This is a non-story. Just think what would happen if they exchanged vows.

so there isn't much to be made of the exchange itself.

Lebron James: Oh staahhpp it!

this post contains every one of my least successful pickup lines.

*goes to private area to analyze court documents for possible clerical errors*

The only thing that would have made this rant better is if there was a mike drop involved, particularly by both of their employers.

He/she's using it correctly actually, but nice try.

meet the contrarian, same as the old contrarian, until it becomes...wait...

"Oh snap!" - Laquon Treadwell's leg

God, all the typos in this letter are hilarious. I mean, "those of those?" And "University of Mississippi?" The fuck was this guy on?

That is a horribly sexist statement, congrats.

"One league source told ESPN that "there's no hurry but no delay either."

what a shitty comment

Oh come on, that's not fair now... there are plenty of decent kind sensitive good men. Don't give the MRAs more "notallmen!" fodder!

Great. And all those years of making excuses as to why my hamsters and gerbils didn't work—why I was always the one putting money in their college funds—and it turns out they could have been working the whole time. Earning money for themselves! Pulling themselves up by their own tiny bootstraps!

Sex is fun, violence is not fun.

I will gladly swap 9/10 of the violence that network tv shows for just straight up full frontal on network tv. Because only one of those things makes my life feel shittier after I watch it, and it's never sex.

"2-4-6-8! PERFECT AGE FOR A DATE!"