Oh, and also (not volunteering, just hitting the softball):

Meh, she comes off as a bit up her own ass, even though she says she's worked on being less socially awkward. She dropped how smart she was like 3-4 times in the first paragraph alone, so I think she's got a bit of a superiority complex that she hides behind. My advice: there are plenty of smart people who are fucking…

New Yorkers Unite!!

Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

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Albert - big fan of the column, read it religiously. To get to the point of why I'm commenting on an old article: I'm a partially starving grad student and was contemplating ways to affordably spice up my plain pasta dinners, so I'm going team anchovy. I've purchased a few tins for an eminently reasonable cost and…

It's not the guy that plays Todd on Breaking Bad, but he has a similarly distinctive face, that I know I've seen somewhere, but I can't place!!

Oh God, who is the blonde kid in the apron at 1:23?! This is driving me crazy, someone please enlighten me!

HA, Deadliest Warrior! I lovehated their computer technician who input arbitrary numbers into the proprietary software (read: Excel) and had it spit out a fight result.

Honestly, and not to get all ranty, but being a multisport athlete AND a scientist, nothing pisses me off more than SportsScience, because there is zero logic or planning to any of their fucking experiments. It's standard WWL shocking bullshit: "Usain Bolt accelerates from the starting block at an incredible 4000 feet…

God, I fuckin' hate this show, but this is what I was talking about above. You can tell they know a lot about hockey, given the leg pads are on backwards:

Same boat, buddy. People always assume that I'm a goalie because I'm tall, or because I'm a bad skater. Nope, just really quick reflexes and the ability to understand plays developing in front of me before a shot even comes. You can immediately pick out a beer league stand-in, because their angles are absolute shit.…

Vay too fast, yah?

I'm really ashamed of myself for reading that as a hashtag upon first glance. What's wrong with me?!

Just to remain consistent, that's "Sydni," with one i.

THANK YOU!! I was getting seriously concerned scrolling through the replies and not seeing anyone that shares my feelings on this stupid-ass game. IMHO, it's a game for people who aren't capable of coming up with anything actually funny, witty, or interesting to add to their social settings, so they latch on to this…