DeMarcus fucking Beasley looks like he's running on 17 year-old legs. And I think Jones is playing like he's starting to believe his own hype.

Just goal-side defense, FFS. And yes, they all look gassed, but all I keep hearing about is JKs fitness program, and I haven't honestly seen many other teams have the same level of apparent exhaustion as us.

What the fuck is Besler doing?!

What is Washington thinking?!

Jesus, they just signed Meszaros. It's kind of impressive what Terry is doing. Was this the plan all along, to get so far below the salary floor to restock, or just a benefit of accepting being terrible for so long?

This really, really looks like it's going to be true, and I'm actively pulling for it although I'm not a Sabres fan, but never underestimate the ability of Buffalo to murder your hopes and dreams.

In the course of an hour and a half, we lost 2 of our top 5 possession players. I concede that we kinda lucked into both Pouliot and Stralman being what they became, and the same could happen going forward for us in signings, but it's sure as hell not coming in the form of Tanner Glass. And we all know that Sather is…

Rangers fan here, and I totally agree.

Jerome Iginla is a day-walking immortal.

I know they're Buffalo, and I shouldn't really expect much, but they seem to have the makings of a decent core going at this point. Hodgeson and Ennis are signed still, they got leadership in Gorges and Gionta (on top of whatever questionable upside they may bring offensively), and they got offensive punch back in…

Way too many years, and on the wrong side of 30. And he gave Havlat a year at $1.5M. I think Havlat has been the biggest bust in my eyes. I remember him being a legitimate threat when he was with the Senators, and even to some extent with the Blackhawks and Wild, but he just totally shit the bed in San Jose. But, as a…

When asked to comment on the situation Walsh finds himself in, insider Peter Gammons writes, "nkajsfhi uwqebkzuiwrwe nakjsfd."

Shouldn't they then be forced to uphold the tenet that Christians are supposed to charitably give a fixed percentage of their earnings to the poor as well (I'm catholic, and I think it's something like 15% of your earnings, but I'm not sure)? I mean, this is the ultimate display of pick-and-choose religion I've ever…

I think my favorite part is how you can audibly hear Chuck Scarborough's jaw drop immediately after.

Gah, shit, it's Rosanna Scotto! They sound so similar. Anyway, the video stands on it's own volition... lest we forget.

Sounds like Sue Simmons is still keepin' motherfuckas in check!

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Laughing at the Knicks keeps me from crying because of them. I'm fully expecting another Renaldo Balkman episode tonight.