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yeah but its awesome

i think they’re ok for daily use if its not a sports car and it doesn’t fake-shift. (take anything i say with a grain of salt, i have a 3-spd column shift autobox in my car)

my dad has a dodge journey, and in order to get to the battery you need to take a wheel off, take off the fender lining, and there it is, but because its in the front bumper, road dirt gets in there and basically melts the terminals, which is its own big hassle. I hate that piece of shit, luckily he’s trying to sell

yeah, Mexico in the mid 2000s was pretty chill with safety standards, I remember taking naps on the back shelf of dads old Corolla on long car rides when I was a kid

my grandma had one of those! it broke down on the way home from the airport picking up 10 y/o me. My neighbor down the street still has one of these! Second to last time I saw it, it was on chrome 22's with peeling window tint! Last time I saw it, he was under it! Chrysler Concorde, consistently terrible!
- someone who

My $300 olds is really ratty looking and I went to go see my grandma in a fancier area in northern Washington state, and her neighbor (one of the hoa’s ugliness patrol photographers) started flipping out over the shitbox parked in my grandma’s driveway. Also, on the drive up there I slept in the backseat in a walmart

I used to live in weed central northern california and every dealers’ car was one of those lmao

that’s how to get my aunt to do anything

One time, according to my dad, in the 80s there was some drunk guy in an old cadillac going like 60 down the 2-lane roads of my little slice of suburbia. Dad was hanging out with his buddies skateboarding in the driveway and watched the old caddy yeet itself straight into the house across the street. There’s a big wall

i have a beater old cutlass ciera, and regularly go across the border to visit friends. One time, I had been invited to a weeklong surf trip with a friend up and down baja, so in a beater cutlass ciera and a beater (but surprisingly fun) longboard on the roof, I looked like someone with nobody to steal, so I packed my

maybe one of the later corvairs with a turbo, after they gave it swaybars

I’m intimately familiar with these, as I have a mid-80s cutlass ciera. worth it for any price under 3k, and mine was 300 bucks! as long as it doesn’t need an oil pan, you’ll be fine

Bigass land yachts

i saw one of these the other day outside of best buy!

mom loves old 2nd gen valiants because her dad had several through her childhood and she went through three in college. As long as they have the push-button auto, she wants it, and she finally got one a few months ago!

a toyota space van panel van on rims from a period would’ve been pretty cool, but i got saddled with dad’s old corolla

no fucking way you can find a gmt800 for under 7k

90s buick lesabre with a 3800, no supercharger.

1986 Cutlass Ciera Coupe that refuses to idle, refuses to go, refuses to take a turn, is glad to stop. Got it for 300 bucks and it stalled out on the offramp on the way home, therefore turning off the brake booster when we were still going 50 and there was a rapidly approaching red light. Stomped the brake pedal with

1986 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera iron duke, “92" horses stock, beat to shit so likely -20 there, 3 speed slushbox, shit gearing, and socal traffic makes for an incredibly terrifying commute. One time I got a wheel to chirp on a rainy day and on crosswalk paint though!