I’d be notably screwed

my parents had one, they called it el jefe and slapped one of these on the dash

I don’t think it looks bad, just notably bland. It’s got just enough styling cues to not be a GTA no-name car and it’s got a honda badge. Nothing more needs to be said about the design of a car where form follows function.

skidmark because its a piece of shit and one time i got a one-wheel-peel out of it

forgot the almighty piss jug

Still can’t believe you did it. You really did it

being bored as fuck staring at the foggy nothingness of 7:45 fields

that would make such a cool donk

social distortion, nofx, grateful dead, rob zombie, foo fighters, and russkaja

cutlass ciera with an intake tube made of a vacuum cleaner hose held on with a zip tie, dry-rotting belts, dry rotted tires where you can see the metal framing, probably closer to 50 than the 92 horses from factory, driver door that won’t open, shut, or move the window from roughly halfway up, blood stains in the back…

Agreed. Driving a cutlass ciera with an  iron duke making maybe 90 hp is sketchy enough today, but mine’s beat-to-shit so therefore I can’t/won’t go above 70 in the dry. Also the bigass brodozers are so sketchy when you know they’d go through you like butter.

bad timing, man. I still hate my car for having the oil filter behind the alternator.

I found a grand caravan turbo

Not in a Dodge Journey, my neighbor got one with plans to get rid of the shitty little screen and put something nice in, but if you disconnect the screen, you lose access to the a/c controls. Stupid car, stupid idea, stupid price.

I don’t really mind the trunk, but if I did, the front would make up for it. I like the front.

I’m not feeling too good about the whole “software update options list” idea, which I’m admittedly a bit paranoid about. If I have to, I’d rather electric swap my current car.

pick the most boring of family sedans, a ‘96 Olds Cutlass Ciera. These can actually be decently fast with a 3800 SC in there.

The local high school is holding a parade in the parking lot

How much did it suck? A lot?

Loosening the alternator belt on an iron duke is hell when bolts won’t budge even with wd-40