Matt - you sexy muthfucka. Get in here with your foxy, feminist ass.
She dated EL-P, tho.
I respect that artist who refused. For whatever reason.
I understand why this was an upsetting experience, but tattoo artists refuse jobs all the time for all sorts of reasons. Many have a no necks, no hands policy - it’s quite common. And, as you discovered, what’s off-limits to one artist is totally okay with another - you were able to get exactly what you wanted in the…
I wasn’t at school during what would have been my senior year, but the pictures of me from that time make me look like a missing cast member from The Craft.
I was on my good behavior before. To hell with that. I’m going to careen around here like a coked up toddler.
What were the rest of your tablescapes like?
If you think about it, any story about food is the beginning of a poop story.
Black hole sun, won’t you come and wash away the rain...
True story: some guest’s +1 did this at my cousin’s wedding; it was basically a wedding dress if you married (hah) a little black dress and a wedding dress. Office printer paper white and more lace than the actual bride’s dress—justified, of course, by the fact that the +1 had been married 5 months ago and considered…
Wow. They suspended a fraternity. Kudos. But what about the individuals who actually did the atrocious acts the group got suspended for? Oh, wait - they are affluent white boys, immune from the consequences of their actions! In ten years they will be elected to congress or be running hedge funds, the subjects of…
If I won the lottery. I would set up a monthly deposit to my mom and sister, invest the rest and keep working. I’m a freak! Whatever I have always been.
I used to work for the tabloids, so it’s not a question of if I have a story, but which one I tell the Jezzies.
There was the time Dave Navaro refused to be interviewed unless I gave him a blow-job. He had just married Carmen Electra.
There was the time on a red carpet that a very drunk Gary Busey asked me how, a…
John Waters is the nicest person on earth. Seriously. I know his agent really well and she never stops talking about the nice, warm stuff he does for other people.
All the showers in the world won’t wash that blood off your hands, buddy.
NYE 2003: Long story short, I saw my long-term boyfriend making out with my “friend” (LIKE TWO HOURS BEFORE THE BALL DROPPED so there was no excuse). I screamed at him but didn’t bother with her because I didn’t want her to know she could get to me like that (she was SUCH a pathetic attention whore who lived for shit…
It’s almost worse, due to the self-righteousness. I only visited, so I don’t have a wide range of experience, but as a native New Yorker- give me the motherfucking east coast any day.
I became more selfish after I had kids. My off-mom time is precious. It’s why I’ve booked a 4 day trip with a friend to visit another friend next month. My kids will be fine with their dad and grandparents. One thing parenting has taught me is that I will not waste my time doing shit I don’t want to do.
If she was lucky, she was. Try to be patient with new moms. It’s the circle of life, you know. A lot of moms go overboard because being a mom is a lot heavier and scarier than most people imagine that it will be. It also fucks with your hormones like no other and women get isolated at home with their kid on top of it…