Justin Beiber and Mayer sound about right. I have a groupie story of my own, My college gf used as Bartender at the town Marriott, TI was his height in popularity (05) and invited her to his suite. So she goes up (she actually called and invited me, i didn’t believe her so of course I dropped my bong and rushed over).…

You should friend her on facebook, work yourself into her life, and slowly destroy her.

DREW DROEGE FOR LIFE everyone should watch ALL of these, they are the best EVER and I hate writing in all caps but I just love these so much.

It destroyed me for so long. I was ready to propose to this girl, because of how supportive she was during my treatment. This girl had my back, and I was so love her, why wouldn't I want to spend the rest of my life with her?

It sounds like, either way, you run a legitimate risk of ending up exhausted and cleaning up poop. Damned if you do, dammed if you don't.

I've been married for almost 4 years and with my husband for almost 9. We have an almost two year old girl and I only smoke cigarettes on vacation.

I feel like you can look at those two and just tell that they suck.

Ugh. What's up with your sister?

OK, I'm sold. I just signed my friend up for it without telling her and am going to sit back and see what happens. Curious to see how Fred Kelly responds to a baffled married woman.