Really? Moosehead has an international rep?

Sadly, I can't find a youtube clip, but Steve Allen used to do a bit where he'd read pop music lyrics in a flattened voice. His reading of Donna Summers's "On the Radio" has stayed with me lo! these long years.

But what I've tried to employ the female members of my family, some of who you all met and talked to and what have you, is that again, and this what, I've done this all my life,

I want to know why she has dentures/implants made to look like Reese Witherspoon's teeth.

most relevant at 1:10 into the video, but it's all worth listening to...

I'm a dude. I'm in a common-law marriage with my wife. Our eldest son has her last name, and my last name as a second middle name. Our youngest son has my last name, and her last name as a second middle name. We do not hyphenate the last names, though I've seen bureaucrats try, when presented with documentation that…

the show was shot on film, so it's almost automatically of a fresh digital telecine and post processing.

the show was shot on film, so it's almost automatically of a fresh digital telecine and post processing.

In a nutshell, that is almost half a century's worth of "demand" and WB being the only "supply."

In a nutshell, that is almost half a century's worth of "demand" and WB being the only "supply."

Batman on Blu-Ray IS awesome - Pow! - but $190? What is this, 2001?

Batman on Blu-Ray IS awesome - Pow! - but $190? What is this, 2001?

two failures of birth control (two different methods, same woman) lead to my becoming a father. The choice - sort-of - was taken out of my hands.

cocaine + texting = hard...

My wife's an 8 or 10. You don't have to convince me. :)

he was certainly sketchy, but I thought he couched it enough that you wondered if it was the character or the playwright...The Wicker Man kind of left no room for doubt, or reason to try to defend his work or the man...
I like In the Company of Men and Your Friends and Neighbors, as difficult as they are to watch, for…

and he clearly isn't talking about dress or skirt size, coz ZOMG, a 10 is SO HUGE!

Yeah, his bit in the sauna, reminiscing about a sexual assault is CREEPY.

here's the soundtrack to this thread:

Regular clothes don't drape properly on a broomstick or tomato stake...