Michael Longbottom is the opposite of funny for my money

no, i doubt they get together. when i say “thing”, i mean, a recurring sketch/idea that snl/nbc can market. this “article” proves we should be anticipating emma’s hosting gig tonight because tonight she will join the “elite” (per this “article”) 5 timers club. my point was, it was just a one off joke that now gets…

Congratulations on your laziest listicle yet! I was expecting at least a small quip about each host but you managed to slither even under a bar this low.

Fury Road didn’t quite work for me. I wanted it to be more...stupid? More lurid? More surprising? I recognize that technically it’s impressive, but on the dramatic front it left me cold. 

You got #1 right but you’re tragically wrong about Season/Series 5 (with Nancy as the winner). Series 5 and 6 were Bake Off at its best with excellent casts. And, for fans of the current season: huh? I mean they all seem like nice people but talent-wise, none of them would have made it past Week 2 or 3 in any of the…

“I got COVID (Taylor’s Version).”
Okay, I got nothing, that’s hilarious. 

‘Rife with Controversy’

Marty cameos in almost all of his films, usually in a “capturer in media” type role.

Really this is still in the news?

the film industry has always been known for its shady book-keeping—-maybe more than any other industry, and no one seems to give a shit except the handful of people that get screwed in those deals. Why is this all that different?

Paterson is soooo good.

There is a difference between a “baby face” and rather feminine features. Infants don’t typically have sharp cheekbones and chins like a garden spade.

I miss the days of humans — even one who weren’t that good at their jobs — working for AVC. At the very least, there’d have been some mention of Chloe Troast getting her first breakout sketch in a bizarre Little Orphan Annie bit.

I think my favorite part of the clickbait article is the typo in the blurb.

The sleep demon sketch was baffling. The Jumper short was just bad. This is a weird article.

I thought it was funny. Not “doubled over laughing” funny, but an amusing beat.

It turns out to be Chalamet as Troye Sivan, introducing himself as an “Australian YouTube twink turned indie pop star and model turned HBO actor Troye Sivan being played by an American actor who can’t do an Australian accent” (with the crowd whooping and hollering throughout),

I love how ChatAVC decided just to stop writing this article midstream. Like “Yeah, I’m going back to plotting humanity’s demise, I can’t be bothered with this show anymore.”

When a movie that fans didn’t ask for (the sequel was a contractual obligation) doesn’t give any reason to see it other than just because you have to, I hope it is a wakeup call for Disney. They are wasting ungoldy amounts of money making these just for the sake of making these. It’s an assembly line, and the heart…

Some of you need mental help.  The fact that you defend a big corporation like Disney who keeps churning out cookie cutter superhero movies and then complains that people don’t want to watch them anymore is fucking crazy.  Stop defending this bullshit and maybe they will get their shit together and make a decent film.…