There are nice ones all over, see Chicago and Lake Michigan. The one in the SNL video seemed more like a swamp in Florida.

Nope, I don’t have to immediately piss out the drink I just had. Guess I’m weird.

Seemed more like a swamp, no?

“Timothée Chalamet as host and boygenius as musical guest. And yes, that noise you hear is the sound of chronically online women losing their goddamn minds”

Your bladder is really that small that you can’t sit somewhere for a little over three hours without going to the bathroom? That honestly baffles me.

I would be much more concerned about someone having to pee every three hours...

Same. I often go the whole day without peeing, even after a coffee in the afternoon + beer at night. I guess people here have small bladders?

“I’ve always done independent films,” she said. (Community note: Paltrow has appeared in seven Marvel movies.)

Not to mention:

But no Meryl Streep?

He tried:

Without further to-do:

I don’t know, it’s not the best, the best, the best, the best idea.

Kind of ironic considering his Da 5 Bloods has very little time for the suffering of the Vietnamese people during the Vietnam War...

I quickly lost count of all the “uhs” and “ums” in that monologue. Yeesh.

If you don’t want to depress yourself with the state of contemporary Hollywood, always consult the adjusted for inflation list instead.

Watched it again last year and it’s still lovely. Does it exoticize Japanese culture? Sure, but it’s through the perspective of two outsiders to whom the environment feels totally foreign. Moreover, it reflects how Bob himself feels about how that culture views him: a kind of exotic commodity, as strange and alluring…

David Ehrlich wrote an excellent, insightful piece on the underwear you should check out:

Weird, because she’s already been in several comedies and has been very funny in them.