We don’t all?

The only Groot that matters:

American Beauty is from 1999. You’d think a pop culture website would get something as basic as that right.

Freud was telling the truth, you know.

De plane! De plane!

Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? is also “people in a living room chatting.” What a totally bizarre way to criticize a movie.

You shouldn’t be surprised - you’re a cat!

Huh, I don’t agree. For me, the strongest parts of The Way of Water are the middle underwater sections, the stuff exploring the deep sea and Lo’ak bonding with Payakan. Second hour, I’m guessing?

And Avatar had full parodies on The Simpsons and SNL. That’s not pop-cultural impact? How is such a thing even measured?

I didn’t specify the size of the crowd, but that’s disappointing more people aren’t going. In any case, even with no others in attendance, Babylon greatly benefits from a huge screen and theater sound system.

Oh, this one completely warrants the big screen - it’s brash, raucous filmmaking best enjoyed BIG and with a crowd.

Imagine watching this film and thinking it was trying to be historically accurate. It’s like watching Fellini Satyricon thinking you were getting a history lesson about Ancient Rome. Is Schrader for real?

Wow, AV Club commenters sure are stridently repetitive about their disdain for Avatar 2

I don’t know anything about this feud, but Carey was just on Colbert literally bemoaning the “Queen of Christmas” moniker. What an obnoxiously haughty hypocrite.

And I’ll say it again:

I thought this was a very well-reasoned article, but snarky above-it-all AV Club commenters are clearly set in their ways.

Long-awaited sequel to the biggest movie of all time being amply covered on a pop culture website... how suspicious.

Really? I’m so sick of that idiotic criticism. It’s not clever or funny now just as it wasn’t the first 1,305,204,394 times.

Did they really need to shoehorn a product placement into her farewell? That was really gross and fairly disrespectful. Undermined the bit.

Seemed like he was drugged. Maybe he took a bunch of Xanax before.