The trailer first introduces us to a misunderstood child Al

This is so very stupid. What does a movie coming out in 2007 have anything to do with that song? It’s not like there was a whole host of films using that song that year - it was just this one dumb movie.

Or Stephen Colbert is breaking out into a Shakespeare sonnet or obscure Elvin passage from The Lord of the Rings.

Okay, that opening line is actually pretty funny. Nice job.

District spokesman Mike McNutt

Let’s review Avatar, because all this writer remembers of the original is so, so, so much blue it made her tween eyes hurt.

Also in this, which is from this year:

Hmm, who should I vote for? I’ll have to mullet over.

Don’t you mean a “murse?”

Yes, he’s now going by Zac Ephron, in homage to his late godmother Nora.

“to watch the most famous man in the world go down on someone”

He wasn’t nicknamed Ol’ Dead Eyes for nothing!

The next Park Chan-wook movie... ?

Lady Bird should have won.

I wish someone would tell me what this looks like!

That’s Descendants, with an “a.” Also the Alexander Payne film.

Jupiter’s Claim becomes a central location for the otherworldly chaos sibling duo Emerald and OJ Haywood (Palmer and Get Out’s Daniel Kaluuya) are experiencing.

You forgot WALL-E.

Jupiter’s Claim becomes a central location for the otherworldly chaos sibling duo Emerald and OJ Haywood (Palmer and Get Out’s Daniel Kaluuya).