Baz v Buzz

Three hours of Avatars fucking, on the other hand...

Reads like something I’d find in a fortune cookie.

Paced like jello? What the hell does that even mean? Also, criticize the film all you want, but I don’t think Cameron has ever had an issue with pacing. In fact, that’s probably one of the things he’s best at, along with orchestrating action set pieces.

It’s just a really fun, fun, fun cast all the way around.”

Or The Lost Daughter.

woof

He’s decided to take the longview, and realized the Brits would tell him “welcome to paradise!” I don’t think he’ll ever come around now. Good riddance; I hope he had the time of his life.

Meh, I’d choose Australia or New Zealand if I had the privilege to move and needed a majority English-speaking country. UK weather is too dreary.

You were more pampered than I, a kid without cable at all!

For the record, Chubby Checker does not approve of the Nazi twist.

The thing is, the reviews are not bad at all. Currently sitting at an 84% on RT.

oh thanks I hate this

Have you seen it? The homoeroticism of the original has been almost completely erased. It’s absurd really.

Thank you! It’s been perplexing and disheartening to see critics go gaga over this lazily scripted, dopey Tom Cruise ego trip.

Correction, by the way, from one Oscar obsessive to another: Hurt and Crowe had three consecutive nominations each, not four.

Ain’t nobody beating Bette Davis’s and Greer Garson’s five consecutive noms, though!

That may be, but the studios didn’t used to be so goddamn cynical about it. Can you imagine a movie like The Graduate being the highest grossing film of the year today? It basically can’t even happen anymore because mid-budget films for adults have been all but swallowed by a handful of made-by-committee/algorithm…

Y. Ourwelcome.

Every time they say “pop” it gets 10x faster.