My boyfriend can’t use Old Spice, it dissolves his skin. Literally. Within a day.

My boyfriend can’t use Old Spice, it dissolves his skin. Literally. Within a day.

When I get married I’m just going to copy this registry and then cackle like Cruella Deville.

Hands down THE BEST SHIT EVER. I had to stop using the stuff from the drug store because ALL of it stained my clothes. This is definitely the best “natural” deodorant that I can find. I bought 9 at once a while back because a coworker was going to the US and could bring it back for me (their shipping to Canada, until…

Hands down THE BEST SHIT EVER. I had to stop using the stuff from the drug store because ALL of it stained my…

I think that the original writer is implying that the guy just lies about missing fries or whatever, not that it’s actually missing. The guy orders take out and when he’s home he calls in and says “this is wrong” when the workers at the restaurant can’t prove he’s lying. He could make up any bullshit he wants, and it…

Oooh, I love that! I’m a sucker for purple.

It’s not necessary, unless you only broke up like 5 seconds ago. If you’ve been in a relationship with the new person for a while, your ex should be a grown up about it.

I’ve managed not to freak out when my exes got engaged (I’m up to four now, I think!). Although I often get a little internally panicky about it because I’m getting old and feel a little left behind, but I manage to keep that bottled up. ;)

That judgement was overturned.

I’m not a litigious person, but holy shit, SUE THE SHIT OUTTA THEM!

You can’t be an artist and a mother now!?!? News to me! WTF?

Ugh, gross. Are there no busses because the kids “live close enough to school to walk”?

Yes, schools, especially elementary schools, are located in neighbourhoods. Where I live there are elementary schools in most neighbourhoods, and a jr high for every 3 or 4 elementaries, and then a more centrally located high school. Nearly all of which are in neighbourhoods or on the edge of a…

I think banning women from driving is ridiculous. My issue is with everyone deciding that their children all need to be driven to school.

There are plenty of instances where driving your kid to school is reasonable. My argument is against the trend of EVERY SINGLE CHILD being driven to school, even children who live 3 blocks away, and even children who are well above the age at which they should be able to be responsible enough to get themselves to…

Generally they’re a thing if you live far enough away, but then anyone who doesn’t live far enough away, instead of having their children walk, drive their kids.

No, the decision is dumb, but so is the act of every kid being driven to school every damn day.

Why are they so anti-walking!?! It makes no sense. As far as I can tell the district here isn’t anti-walking, the parents just like to drive their kids to school for some unknown reason. I will personally walk my hypothetical kids to school when they are old enough to go (I am lucky enough to have a flexible work…

Yeah, stuff like that doesn’t make sense. Even putting in some crosswalks and a sidewalk would prevent that problem! But it’s kind of a weird chicken and egg problem. Are they building them there because nobody walks anyway? Or are they making the problem worse with their poor planning?

That’s fucked, honestly.

I know, it’s absolutely asinine. I, unfortunately, was bussed to school most of my life because of how far I lived away, but when I was older I’d still choose to walk sometimes just because I wanted to! I’m so glad I live close to an elementary school and will be walking my potential future children there when the…