Justin Long can marry me! My boyfriend might be mad, but he hasn’t proposed, so screw him!

That’s crazy! I know that “Stag and Does” are a thing in Ontario and have kind of made their way into the Maritimes (where I live) but thankfully nobody I’m friends with has ever had one. Yeesh

WHAT!? Where do you live!? I’m Canadian and have literally never heard of this.

Ew. Gross. GROSS GROSS GROSS.

You know what I find extra gross about this? There are tons of reasons people miss weddings, and it might not just be someone blowing it off because they don’t care. My brother and I were invited toa wedding a few years ago and he bailed on me at the last second (literally didn’t come out of his apartment when I went…

Religion has NO PLACE in medicine.

If I were an OBGYN in her area I’d offer to care for her for free to get her the hell out of that hospital.

I’ve never rejected a short guy. Even most “short guys” are taller than I am.

Their legislature isn’t in session and won’t be again until January. And because it’s Kentucky they don’t care to call an emergency session for this issue.

Ummmmm basically all of my friends are work friends. My boyfriend and I work together (big company, not the same department) and we play sports with people from work, go to movies with people from work, out to dinner with people from work. I have a few non-work friends... but I met them through people from work. A few…

It’s not ABOUT you, Kris. I know that’s hard to understand, but the world isn’t all about you.

There isn’t any way to explain it, because if you’re not a bigot it doesn’t make sense.

Yes. Yes she did.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I’m already an “every second day showerer” (unless there’s a good reason to shower more, like I went running and I’m sweaty). It’s actually pretty awesome having that like hour a day back.

When you’ve been in love with someone, especially a someone that didn’t like you enough, it can be hard to let go and accept the end of the relationship.

Winter is hands dow THE FUCKING WORST. Anyone who loves winter must live in Florida.

Are you from Florida or something? Only someone from a warm climate would spew such blasphemy.

The sadest part for me about this is that some people will see that and think “good”

WHAT THE FUCK. I work for a massive corporation that combines engineering and the military. Nobody would ever fucking do that where I work and they’d be smacked down so hard if they did. That is ridiculous. I’m glad her boss finally told her where to shove it.