Thanks. I’m told cornea transplants are one of the more high-percentage options... But being poor and disabled in America— really just a ‘racial minority’ short of getting the ‘Fuck My Life hat-trick’ —my chances for making that happen aren’t great. (Unless I manage to get my business off the ground before I become…

I knew someone would make this idiotic comparison. The point of physical transition is to be more functional in the world, not less. Being a woman is not a disability, and a vagina is not a mutilated penis.

Thanks for this! I’m not trying to saying she doesn’t suffer from a mental disorder. But BIID is pretty much impossible to treat in many cases. She’s not a Dolezal pretending to be a minoritized group in order to get ahead in spaces dominated by that group. And she’s not a child, who in the case of gender identity we…

BIID is weird and impossible for most people to understand, but I’m glad she’s happy now. If this is what it took for her, that’s unfortunate. But people put their bodies through all kinds of trauma to achieve the same goal of being the self they believe they always should have been.

Well I’m conflicted.

The second-most annoying roommate I ever lived with had this charming combination of characteristics:

Who has time for this nonsense?! When presented with pizza I immediately stuff it in my face.

100% endorse this.

I mean, you could eat something less greasy than a piece of pizza.

Hey, girl. I like what you have to say on this subject. Let’s hang out and get some pizza or something.

Yeah, I should have been more specific, but I assumed American readers wouldn’t know or care about Manitoba. It’s really huge in MB. Like it’s gotten out of control here.

Out of curiosity, I wonder how much they would have been billed if they showed up with the kids?

I’m with you. I think the bride would have a few things going on that day. But I suppose if you were close with someone in the party, you could text them? I dunno. But LOL at sending a bill. I’d send back a Polaroid of my middle finger.

If Baker didn’t tell the couple about her last-minute absence, that is indeed uncool.

At this rate I suspect that pretty soon people are just going to start charging their guests admission. “Please join us in a celebration of our love for the low low price of $__ per person!”

This wedding shit is getting out of hand. The universe does not revolve around 1) you or 2) your wedding budget or 3) your gift registry. It’s a party you chose to throw, people are not legally bound to show up (even when they said they would). Weddings are becoming the outlet of choice for asshole behavior nowadays.

The last wedding I went to was all buffet and even had a sliders station. Boom! Problem solved.

It’s always a good sign when a couple starts off their marriage with an act of complete and total self-centered assholery.

If your husband “dies or something” and you “wind up” with Justin, I’m calling Lt. Kenda to investigate the circumstances.

“I don’t want to date/get married.” often means “I don’t want to date/marry you.”