Clearly this is absolutely hilariously ridiculous. HOWEVER, I am strongly of the belief that WAY TOO MANY CHILDREN are driven to school nowadays. It seems as though every child is driven and almost no children walk to school anymore. No wonder we’re all fat.

LOL describing Cape Breton as a “remote island”

Is there a reason? Like, are they not supposed to work? Or do they just choose not to? I’m confused.

I find it hilarious that they consider women in pants to be immodest! I just decided recently to start wearing more pants in order to look more professional at work.

... but... how do they pay for things?

They said never HAVE TO work a day in their lives. Implying that their settlement should be large, not that they should give up entirely on working. Reading comprehension. Get you some.

I got a letter from Obama today thanking me for volunteering. I’m not even American. I just wanted to brag.

The amount of water they recommend isn’t that much. I have an 800 ml reuseable bottle at my desk at work and I easily drink 4 bottles full in a day (their recommendation only comes out to less than 3). And in the evening sometimes I feel a bit dehydrated if I then don’t drink more. Maybe I’m just a freak, but I drink…

People who don’t think they deserve the money have the option to just... not donate anything. Like, that’s an actual thing. You’re not required to give.

Yeah, i’ve had to have like 6 inches cut off some of mine!

Whatever, I’m basically a midget with giant boobs and a fat gut and I love a maxi dress.

The issue is that he was this public persona, and on the payroll of a publicly funded company. Many people really liked the guy and thought he was this really great person. He secretly was a terrible person, and I think that’s kind of earth shattering for some.

I live in a small city in Eastern Canada, and I LOVE it! It’s just big enough to be “big” but still much smaller than well, the vast majority of cities in the US. You’re not crushed by people, and wilderness is only a few minutes drive away, no matter where you live.

I’d agree with you if school cafeterias actually offered food that was healthy and edible instead of the slop they usually serve up and call pizza a vegetable.

The dress on the far right in the “country style” ones is beautiful. Far left one, HIDEOUS.

If clothes can’t be tight OR loose, what CAN they be?

I am a white Atheist and shit like this INFURIATES ME! It is NOT violating your rights for SOMEONE ELSE to choose to cover their head. Leave them the hell alone, GAWD! There is so much racism, bigotry and xenophobia going on in the world right now. Women being told they can’t go to court to contest a traffic ticket…

Your experience is definitely the exception.

My Chis are both mostly white so you can’t see the aging in their faces (both also 10) it’s kind of weird. Mason, who I’ve had since he was just a week one barely looks any different!

14 years is pretty normal, if not a bit young for a Chihuahua, actually. Generally speaking, the smaller the dog (assuming it’s not a shittily bred mutant) the longer it lives. Chihuahuas can live to be even 16 or more, whereas Great Danes, for example often only live to be like 8. If you google “Chihuahua life…