I’m afraid, Joseph, that you’re not really “fitting in” with the other commentariat here. I suggest you put some work into adding snark and bile to your posts, or we will have to “encourage” you to explore other opportunities in the Internet commenting field, m’kay?

Let’s go with the incoherent Robin Sparkles one.

Props to you for enjoying your commute! If it was me, within a week I’d be one of those road ragers that ends up on the six o’clock news . . .

Manual cars are fun to tool around in, but a pain in the ass for regular, repetitive driving. I figure the same goes for firearms.

Didn’t that happen in Superman 2, except for with the Zod Squad and Luthor?

Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.

Jim Sterling annoys the hell out of me for some reason. That said, I can’t wait to see this lawsuit go down in flames.

Keep the kayfabe, baby!

I can’t share your opinion of that huge turd Ghosts of Mars, but I do love me some Prince of Darkness, despite it's flaws . . .

That Hollywood is evil, I tells ya, EVIL!

and the many, many possible looks for NRT.

Gargling King Martian. My hate starts there, and keeps rolling.

“The night has a thousand saxophones, so get out the and rock and roll the bones!”

I will expect your treatment for “The Oddly-Hatted Dead” on my desk by Friday. Basic cable riches, here we come! Also, see if we can whip up some sort of sponsorship deal with the Hot Pockets people.

Every time I’ve had yakety sex, the neighbours have complained . . .

And what is with the non-mask around the face? Isn’t that another Liefeld trademark, like too many pouches/straps?

Obvious troll is obvious. Stop feeding it.

FFS, glasses ain’t safety goggles Andy! Are you trying to irritate every science prof/teacher who watches this?

But a submarine is a thing . . .

All I got out of it was X-Files: The Truthers Are Out There.