Shouldn’t Duchovny be paid less to recoup all the extra money spent to move filming of the original series to Los Angeles, only to have him walk away from the series a year later?

All he needed to do was save some Tots for later in his jumpsuit . . .

Apologies for bringing a David Spade joint into this, but I liked Second Chance better back in 1999, when it was Now And Again.

10/10 boobage; would bang. Which is my (now not-so) secret shame.

It’s getting him more press than his usual shuck-and-jive act for Adam Sandler . . .

Mickey Dolenz and Peter Lorre had a love child who grew up to be an urban cowboy?

Like she was ever off . . .

In my day, ignorant racists were better informed. Now, it’s like they hear some orange-haired douche nozzle spouting shit, and they lose all power of discretion.

Obvious troll is obvious. Please do not feed.

What?!?! Sarcasm on the internets? Surely you jest.

Two points to consider:

Like twitchy network executives who have bought into the “instant success or gone” mindset. At least being on AMC should give it a few episodes to gain an audience.

Don’t forget his role as the Fifth Horseman Of The Apocalypse, Starburns.

I was expecting this to be a HamNo joint. Way to come out on left field, Mads!

“What they are saying is that because I don’t think Jews are human and should be exterminated I should not be allowed to speak anywhere.”

+1 internets for having viscous in the title.

Doused with caesar salad dressing, naturally.

Needs moar genetalia.

This better not be K-Pop . . . damn, it’s K-Pop. There goes my plans for the rest of the day.

With the engines on it’s ass end, no less!