I believe that the IOC and FIFA are generally neck-and-neck in that race.

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

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If you’re an Olympic athlete, training for these games is your job, and competing in them is your life’s goal. Pointing out that the host country sucked at completing facilities shouldn’t mean that you therefore have to leave and give up.

Dammit DC. Reset the clock.

She is young, pretty and doesn’t challenge the boss.

Best. Gif. Ever.

“By having people like Brock educating others on college campuses is how society can begin to break the cycle of binge drinking and its unfortunate results.” - holy shit, does he really think the only lesson anyone should take away from this is not to binge drink??? How about DON’T RAPE

If you need to state that you don’t want to be perceived as racist, then you’re most likely going to say something racist.

This is so Canadian it something, something, fuck Gary Bettman.

How big was that burrito? I'm having chicken tacos.

But that didn’t happen, did it? We’re talking about a Trump supporter denying a Bernie supporter help. Could the same happen if it was the reverse? Certainly. Would most Trump supporters do the same that this guy did? Likely not, because they’re probably not assholes. But trying to justify this because the possibility…

Here’s to hoping all the people trying to get their shit in stay in the grays.

You know, it’s people like you what causes unrest.

Look out Felicity! That’s not one of Curtis’!

I still find Carpenter’s Vampires his worst - but primarily because it seemed to be made for an audience of drooling serial killers. Vicious, amoral predatory heroes who seem almost worst than the vampires they are hunting could have been an interesting idea but in practice it was just...grimy.

This movie is horrible. It is also one of my guilty pleasure movies, though not one I watch with any regularity. I saw this sucker in the theatre and my friends that I dragged to it still have not forgiven me.

YOU THINK THIS IS SOOOOO FUNNY. Haha. WELL THIS IS HOW IT STARTS, SUCKERS. A few seemingly UNRELATED stories: a girl in a tiara bites plane passenger. Homeless man bites people in Washington square park on St Patrick’s Day while wearing a diamond crown. Disgraced former scientist turned away from pentagon while…