Worry not! He’ll just island-hop through the Carribean on the way to Miami. Think Papillion with vacation stops.

Shouldn’t that be “subsidizing people exercising”?

A logo that is not only mind-numbingly racist, but also ugly as fuck(insert Trump joke here). Lake Erie Warriors, we salute you!

Yep, I’m sold.

Oh, you hopeless romantic you . . .

More like one of those Italian horror directors. What was the name . . . Mussolini?

Nope, not predatory enough.

Obvious troll is obvious.

Reading is fundemental.

Dear Americans;

George W Bush minus the (meagre) charm.

The more I use the Internet, the more I conclude most people are a terrible waste of skin. If No Man’s Sky is “the only thing I live for” then to paraphrase the great Canadian philosopher and toupee enthusiast Bill Shatner: get a life.

So I’m looking at this picture of a cigar stuck in a brick wall, wondering what the illusion is, and the I read the article . . .

Wasn’t that what Oscar Goldman said to Col. Steve Austin?

Props to you for enjoying your commute! If it was me, within a week I’d be one of those road ragers that ends up on the six o’clock news . . .

Manual cars are fun to tool around in, but a pain in the ass for regular, repetitive driving. I figure the same goes for firearms.

Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.

Jim Sterling annoys the hell out of me for some reason. That said, I can’t wait to see this lawsuit go down in flames.

Keep the kayfabe, baby!

I will expect your treatment for “The Oddly-Hatted Dead” on my desk by Friday. Basic cable riches, here we come! Also, see if we can whip up some sort of sponsorship deal with the Hot Pockets people.