Worry not! He’ll just island-hop through the Carribean on the way to Miami. Think Papillion with vacation stops.

Many Bothans were mildly distressed to bring you this article.

Shouldn’t that be “subsidizing people exercising”?

A logo that is not only mind-numbingly racist, but also ugly as fuck(insert Trump joke here). Lake Erie Warriors, we salute you!

Shouldn’t that be:

You seem to be labouring under the misapprehension that my comment is directed at your argument. Step back from the ledge, it wasn’t. I am apparently unfamiliar with the jargon of whatever 1930's screwball comedy region you grew up/live in, and was just making a comment. Try not being so defensive.

My point is a 30 year old man isn’t a “kid”. That’s it. Pretty simple statement, unless you’re wanting to impose other meanings onto it to support your own bias. Personally, I don’t give a shit what happens to this guy in whatever prison he ends up in.

The guy is 30. He hasn’t been a kid for a long time.

Yep, I’m sold.

Oh, you hopeless romantic you . . .

More like one of those Italian horror directors. What was the name . . . Mussolini?

Nope, not predatory enough.

Obvious troll is obvious.

Reading is fundemental.

Dear Americans;

George W Bush minus the (meagre) charm.

The more I use the Internet, the more I conclude most people are a terrible waste of skin. If No Man’s Sky is “the only thing I live for” then to paraphrase the great Canadian philosopher and toupee enthusiast Bill Shatner: get a life.

So I’m looking at this picture of a cigar stuck in a brick wall, wondering what the illusion is, and the I read the article . . .

I knew those Sandpeople were up to no good!

Wasn’t that what Oscar Goldman said to Col. Steve Austin?