FFS, glasses ain’t safety goggles Andy! Are you trying to irritate every science prof/teacher who watches this?

But a submarine is a thing . . .

All I got out of it was X-Files: The Truthers Are Out There.

10/10 boobage; would bang. Which is my (now not-so) secret shame.

It’s getting him more press than his usual shuck-and-jive act for Adam Sandler . . .

Mickey Dolenz and Peter Lorre had a love child who grew up to be an urban cowboy?

Like she was ever off . . .

In my day, ignorant racists were better informed. Now, it’s like they hear some orange-haired douche nozzle spouting shit, and they lose all power of discretion.

What?!?! Sarcasm on the internets? Surely you jest.

Two points to consider:

“What they are saying is that because I don’t think Jews are human and should be exterminated I should not be allowed to speak anywhere.”

+1 internets for having viscous in the title.

Doused with caesar salad dressing, naturally.

Needs moar genetalia.

This better not be K-Pop . . . damn, it’s K-Pop. There goes my plans for the rest of the day.

With the engines on it’s ass end, no less!