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Because what if, now stay with me, what if everybody - cops, judges, everyone - went along with a couple of vigilantes who took care of shit that the regular justice system couldn’t? Thing for a minute about how awesome that would be. There’d be like no crime at all! Read more

They came THIS close to using Johnny Cash’s “Ring of Fire” for a hemorrhoid cream campaign until Cash’s family found out and absolutely forbade it.
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Am I really going to be the first one to mention “Walking on Sunshine”? I love hearing that in a movie trailer because it tells me I can pull my phone back out again for the next 90 to 120 seconds or so.

I deliberately refused to watch that Amazon Jack Ryan show specifically because they used this goddamn song in the trailer.

It pisses me off no end that the slow, turgid, whiny Gary Jules version is now the one everyone seems to associate with the original, and superior, Tears for Fears song.

It is the soundtrack to countless babies putting on sunglasses in movie trailers.

Don’t be beefing on my new protégé, MC Waify Waif.

Love LOVE Psyence Fiction. Richard Ashcroft killed that track. Rabbit in your headlights too. Any song that can throw in Jacob’s Ladder quotes and have it fit perfectly is just..cool.

I think Sufjan Stevens’ “Chicago” appeared in 4 or 5 trailers in the same damn year.

Can’t take my eyes off of you -Frankie Valli and the four seasons- great great song - used beautifully in the Deer Hunter

Boy I can remember when this film took off in college. It was the year Chris Moneymaker came from nowhere to win the WSOP main event, being the first to qualify out of an online game for the series. His win was a mind blower, and after that the WSOP was something we’d gather to watch while playing cards, and pretty… Read more

While I love Rounders it was super annoying when people would show up at my home games and splash the pot. Read more

Even though The Dark Knight is clearly the superior film and has maybe the best villain in movie history, I have to agree that Batman Begins has always been my favorite, mostly because of the visual design. I understand TDK deliberately made Gotham look more like real-life Chicago/New York in order to ground it in… Read more

That’s similar to my take: I’ve always said that they should have split TDK into two movies, with a Joker-dominated first movie, and then a Two Face-centric second installment released six months or a year after. End the first film basically with the Joker escaping and Rachel dying. I think the first half of TDK is… Read more

You know what? I’m gonna go there. I prefer Begins to The Dark Knight. Read more

I drove past Candlestick Park in SF while they were giving one of their farewell concerts there, almost 20 years ago. The stadium is history, Kiss are still doing “farewell” tours.

Hell, look up any transcript of any interview he’s ever given.  You don’t have to be picky!

Meh. The big problem that the Star Wars films have is that they’re focusing too much on such a short period of time. It shows a lack of faith in their ability to create new stories in a galactic setting buzzing with space magic and spaceships, which is...well, frankly, a bummer. You have Filoni and his crew doing that… Read more

Most of these pics aren’t loading for me.
But I do like that Tailhook Bart is green for some reason.

Victimless pranks like this are the best kind of prank. Unlike that dude rubbing fruit on his ass in a grocery store for a YouTube prank.