He ripped off Adventures in Babysitting and this American Red Cross ad:

I never understood the fascination dudes in my dorm had with Boondock Saints however.

In Putin’s Russia, edited version of Rounders ends with Teddy KGB winning the big pot and then him brutally killing Matt Damon. It’s a beloved Cinderella story.

Back in 1991 I saw a bootleg Bart Simpson shirt that read something like “No green card, no problemo” and had him jumping the US/Mexico border. The weird part was that I saw it in Canada and it was being sold by a Salvadorean guy with a stand at a “World Heritage” day festival.  

Yeah, I grew up with the Carvey-Hartman to Sandler/Farley years and there were always a lot of skits that fell flat, especially in the back half of the show. Weekend Update was funny with the right hosts, but even then hit or miss often. We remember the classic skits(or the ones that go viral these days) but watching…

Just bring back Martin Campbell for the next one with a new Bond. He’s got the best track record of any Bond director, he’s 2 for 2 for Bond debut films and both are are among the best and most highly ranked on average of Bond films. And you can tweak the Bond formula slightly, but you don’t need Christopher Nolan or…

I said this on another recent SNL thread, but cast members cracking up out of character and surprise celebrity cameos has ruined modern SNL.

Whenever I read an article about or interview with Chevy Chase I realize that he truly is Clark Griswold losing it at the end of every Vacation film.  

Also yeti pubes are a problem in that tight Batsuit.

Maybe it was meant for Bobby Brown and he got the wrong Twitter account.

Whatever happened to Lou Gossett Jr?

He’ll play the grumpy old men, the chubby middle aged men, the sassy old ladies, the wise old barbershop crew, the flatulent teenagers, and the precocious youngsters...

Gonzo isn’t human though. Isn’t he actually a bird?

Yulius Yaeser

My father was a cheese thief, it brought a lot of heartbreak to our family, but we always had plenty of gouda. But rarely did we have brie.

This will be the biggest thing for cats since Ser Pounce and that Japanese cat who ran a train station.

You’re tearing me apart, Batman!

The De La Soul/Teenage Fanclub, Del/Dinosaur Jr, and Sir Mix-Alot/Mudhoney songs are the ones on the album that sound like interesting collaborations, the rappers are adjusting their flow to different styles of rock songs that usually don’t go with rap. Most of the rest of the album is sort of the standard rap/metal…

He wasn’t even 30 yet...

Eggaray Dahnmojo