Yeah, I’ve still never got very far in AC III and just gave up fairly early on.  I’d love to give it another try on the remastered version, however I have no desire to go through those boring early missions another time.  They need an option to just start the game a third of of the way in when you’re in Boston as…

Snap Wexley’s real father was Porkins right? It’s the only way for all of this to make sense...there’s no way Snap’s parents were just some nobodies.

I’d say China is actually the second most powerful in the world at this point and moving up quickly, but everything else you write is scarily correct.

Also with John Slattery as the most unconcerned Commissioner Gordon ever.

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In Soviet Russia, salmon drink vodka and smoke ciggerette!

Tom Selleck always needs a mustache. Burt Reynolds looked okay without one, but Selleck’s face looks weird to me minus one.

Oh yeah...

As he said, it’s strictly a Charelston, South Carolina thing... My memory of visiting Charleston was taking shots of Grand Marnier with our waiter at a seafood restaurant who told us a funny story. Apparently the French owner of Grand Marnier saw that sales were particularly high in Charelston in the 90s and figured…

Saturday Night Live really went downhill when cast-members starting breaking character and cracking up almost every episode rather than it being a rare occurrence. Like years ago when Phil Hartman cracked up playing Frankenstein it was hilarious because he was solid as a rock in staying in character almost every skit.…

I grew up watching those years, and while I loved a lot of the cast and sketches, there was always some weak sketches in the back half of the show after Weekend Update. Especially in the years when Sandler and Farley were the stars after Carvey left and then really went downhill after Hartman left. We remember all the…

I prefer to stay cloistered away from these sort of threads.

Especially if the dog has the voice of John Turturro like in that Spike Lee flick.

“Why are we fighting? We’re all British right?”

I regret making all those jokes about Canceraids years ago on The AV Club, it was a different time, though that doesn’t excuse it.

Heh, I remember a classic SNL skit that touched on that when Carson was retiring:

As for the plot, Cold Warrior is about “a retired Cold War-era spy who teams with a younger agent to track down a terrorist”.....at Christmas time.

Yes, “When Doves Cry” and And Justice For All have that in common...

What The Wild Bunch did for violent action films, ERNEST BORGNINE ON TOUR was going to do for reality shows, but those show biz fat cats had no vision...

Wait, you’re telling me this isn’t the bandmembers of Muse?