Never go full mute.

The Lebron James of cracking walnuts? So he’s going to ditch Andhra Pradesh to go to Mumbai to create a super-walnut cracking team, then ditch them and go back to Andhra Pradesh, then leave Andhra Pradesh again to go crack walnuts in New Delhi?!

but it hasn’t been given out since the ‘80s

“You telling me these Chicago guys get off on putting sauce on top of an inch of cheese on top of some barely cooked dough? Man, that’s some sick stuff.” - Ice T

I’d say the Bad Brains have a pretty good claim to being one of the first hardcore punk bands, but yes, punk rock has a lot of different origin points and mostly it was 60s garage rock on both sides of the pond.

I guess since the Happytime Murders bombed they’re not doing Law & Order: Puppet Jizz Division.

“You wanna talk about a hate crime, let’s start with that pie you call a pizza!”

E.T. phone gastroenterologist.

I guess the guys at Folsom and Chino are all going to volunteer for bee-keeping jobs after they read this article.

Well, you’ll always have those old Hamms commercials to fall back on.

Nyet, you drink 190 proof Vodka in Soviet-era Russian tenement.

Back to the Future is safe from a reboot or remake or way-too-late sequel right? Because please let that trilogy just remain untouched in it’s original glory and leave it alone...

Nice try, Prince Charles!

Bring back the Stuarts!  The House of Windsor are just bloody Germans!

I remember the video when I was really young(like 4 years old) being what blew up that album and Michael Jackson. I didn’t even remember Billie Jean(or very many other videos at all) before that, but little preschoolers knew the whole video and we’d try doing Michael Jackson dance moves after that(I remember a kid…

“I like Woody Allen movies, except for that nervous fella who’s always in ‘em…”- Selena Gomez

And Radiohead named Pablo Honey after a Jerky Boys prank phone call...so Radiohead’s first album is the missing link between Stephen Tobolowsky and the Jerky Boys.

Actually in a way they did considering how You Really Got Me and All Day and All of the Night basically kicked off distorted garage rock, punk, and metal(and harder rock in general) way back in 1964.  

He’s the Socrates to my Alcibiades...

I learned about the story of King Kamehameha and his conquest and unification of the Hawaiian Islands through the pictorial story in the lobby of Courtyard by Marriott King Kamehameha’s Kona Beach Hotel. And I must say, although I don’t think King Kamehameha was ever around to see the hotel that now bears his…