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You Only Live Twice was also the plot they used for The Spy Who Loved Me(which then they sort of used for Moonraker also). There’s also the whole “retrieve the encoder from a sunken ship” in Tommorow Never Dies plot which was used in For Your Eyes Only previously.

They actually signed him for venom films in general, if the first one isn’t a success he’ll be starring in a biopic of pioneering English black metal band Venom and a film about a snake researcher studying king cobras in India.

The third film is just them at a 50th wedding anniversary party at the Queen Mary in Long Beach, California in the early 70s. Everyone gets food poisoning.

They confirmed the bowl game, but depending on who wins the Big Ten, The Hound could be facing Ohio State.

They’re going to plagiarize Season 1.

Dear Mr. President, there are too many superhero franchises these days. Please eliminate three. I am NOT a crackpot.

I just remember this image showing up a lot on the AV Club, but I forgot it was actually a movie:

The made so many of these sorts of movies in the last half of the 1980s, something was always escaping from a government lab or crashing to Earth to befriend some lonely kid...

That’s a real thing?  Holy shit.

Something happened to Pat Smear?!”

I’m always disapointed when I see real footage of Sinatra talking because I just expect Phil Hartman’s portrayal.

Well, you can open for me at the Meadowlands, or you can headline at the Tick Tock Inn.

Also a lot of the middle-class and working-class dipshits, especially in Staten Island.

Look, pretty much all of Lynyrd Skynyrd is dead, George Wallace is dead...the only guy left is Arthur Bremer and he’s alive and a free man.

I’m seeing double here...four jokes about Hans Zimmer!

The guy watched Jaws and then scored with a lady.  That’s what I got out of it.

That’s what a fool believes.

Man, Incense and Peppermints gives me flashbacks...to movies about the 1960s.

Yeah, I got really tired of it in the mid-90s when every movie that took place in the South or had a southern character had to play that song...

They go “boo boo boo” after “love the governor” and the band said way back in 1975 that they weren’t fans of Wallace, but then the band used the Confederate flag as a backdrop for years also...