I got a puppet jizz notification for this?

It’s totally real, though yes, it looks like a satire of that sort of right-wing opinion piece...

Unfortunately Jabba the Hutt died before he could play Roger Ailes, it was the role he was born for.

Really Mad Men

“Fake news media doesn’t want to let you know there’s only 1000 low income families thesedays.  Economy is going great!”

With the exception of California though, none of the neighboring states have many black people either. Washington State didn’t try to ban blacks from moving there at statehood, but it’s only 3.6% black.  Idaho is so white it makes Portland look like Queens.

Yeah, Hello Nasty is about 15 to 20 minutes too long, it’s one of those albums that has a good solid core to it though but they just kept too much stuff in(and the expanded bonus version shows they had a lot of stuff they did leave off it).   

Also, double rap albums that suddenly had 5-10 “skits” that took up like a quarter of the album.

Was one of the cultures “80s Boy George”, because that’s kind of who she looks like at this point...

Yeah, I saw them live even, and boy...while I’m not a Phish fan at all, I love Primus and The Police, but that was one of the most quickly forgotten “supergroups” ever.

Yeah, Pearl Jam stopped making videos in 1993, Nirvana ended after Cobain’s death in 1994, Alice in Chains basically disapeared for years after 1996 and Soundgarden broke up in 1997—grunge burnt out super fast from late 1991/early 1992 and was basically dead by the summer of 1996.   Hair metal bands had a nice eight…

Yup, I remember when Claypool started playing hippie jam festivals and had like multiple jam band side projects.  That guy always finds a way to stay busy though...

Mo Money Mo Asians

The Trump Administration just announced that in lieu of food stamps, low-income families will just get one of these pasta passes.

Yes, the early 2000s sort of proved this, there were a lot of bands that were really good at having a classic sound(whether aping garage bands or the Velvet Underground or 70s Black Sabbath or 60s psychedelia). Some of those bands had some success some were popular within a niche, but 10-15 years later more people…

I remember going to Ozzfest to see Primus and Slayer and Black Sabbath in 1999 and the rest of bill was rapidly becoming mostly Nu Metal. It was kind of sad, because I grew up listening to Primus from middle school and they were this quirky, weird groove metal band that was singing about food and fishing and stuff…

One of the big impacts of Nu Metal was the impact on the goatee—it went from cool beatniks to Seattle rockers over the course of 40 years, but then Nu Metal and post-grunge led the goatee down the path of becoming the mullet of the 2000s. Now look at who still has goatees, it’s basically the same folks that would’ve…

I graduated high school in ‘98 and I remember kids in high school being into Korn from their debut and second album for a few years prior to Follow The Leader coming out—it was usually the same kids who were wearing out their copies of Pantera “Vulgar Display of Power”. Some were low-income, some were upper middle…

RalphMalphWiggum is now out of the running to direct Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3.