I MISS JOHNNY CASH

Granted I don’t listen to much new country music anymore because of these bro country douchebags, but of the current male artists, the only mainstream one that I can think of who makes good music is Chris Stapleton. I think Parachute is ridiculously catchy. Am I missing anyone?

Not you! Lemme get going on another post you may care about more.

It’s fine, this is an ancient copy/paste job (at least 5 years old, probably older). Fairly sure it never happened.

I am so goddamn sick of these stories about Donald Trump.

I was sitting here at my desk laughing my fool head off when one of my co-workers (he enjoys the poop stories as much as I do) came back from a lumber delivery. He sees me with my face buried in my hands and my body shaking. He says to me with a big shit-eating grin on his face, “the Pooparoo is up?” I say yes and…

I think Keith was just itching to humblebrag about Aruba instead of sharing a quality poop story.

I am humbled and gratified that this comment received 2,500 stars.

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

Did he drop his Obamacare coverage or his ACA coverage? This is need to know.

“This was the largest audience at a convention, period”

I have to ask, is there a difference between puking and vomiting?

So years ago I met this beautiful woman who later became my wife but I guess I did not have a car at that time so it makes my story irrelevant...hmmm why am I here in the first place...

After this kind of violation of trust, you really have to wonder how confident the Steelers’ could ever really be in whether or not he’s the kind of guy they want to run fast and catch the ball.

I’d use it exactly twice for non life-threatening emergencies. Once into the bank vault, once back home.

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

Here you go, Albert.

I want shorter games because I need that extra time to make sure the baby boomers haven’t snuck something by in the Senate. That, and to manscape.

THIS, is what in Pittsburgh is known as a jagoff.